# OMG! The new shaolin logo is a steaming turd!

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**Category:** Shaolin Kung Fu\
**Created:** [August 16, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402 "2004-08-16T16:24:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![redflag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@redflag](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/redflag)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/1 "2004-08-16T16:24:49Z")

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Gene, I just read the new issue and in your publisher’s note, you show the new ‘official’ logo and it’s a pile of crap! Seriously! What gives? Is that Shaolin or what?

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**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/2 "2004-08-17T14:07:11Z")

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it’s a stylized buddha in the lotus.

man, i would have had a raised eyebrow on your rorshach tests! lol

and picture #45

:a steaming turd

and #46

:a turd…steaming

and #47

:also a turd

do you have a turd fixation?  
:what’s that smell in here?

hahaha

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/3 "2004-08-17T17:56:26Z")

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beauty in the eye of the beholder

The new logo is appearing on a lot of the ‘high-end’ shaolin stuff - some really nice stuff actually - it very classy, not cheesy like a lot of the touristy mementos being pawned off in the last two decades. The meditating figure is in the style of local folk art, which I believe echos some of the ancient art of the area, but I’m not sure about that. To me, it looks like whipped cream with a cherry on top.

I remember in San Jose, CA, we had a similar observation on a [quetzalcoatl statue](http://www.sanjose.com/underbelly/unbelly/Sanjose/Quetzy/quetzy.html). The buddhist retort might be like KL’s, that abstract art is kind of a mirror, but then again, the buddhist retort should be unattached to turd fixations. In fact, I remember when studying in an Ashram in Rishikesh India, we had a big discussion of turd mandalas.

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**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/4 "2004-08-17T18:01:17Z")

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gee thanks gene, now i am having trouble not laughing while playing coiling energies in snake shape…

each chuckle disperses the forces you know…

d.amn you!

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/5 "2004-08-17T18:09:33Z")

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bwahahahaha

Forums are no fun if I can’t mess with your head. Or your colon…

[SIZE=1]uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that…[/SIZE]

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**Author:** ![Serpent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/serpent/32/62_2.png) [@Serpent](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Serpent)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/6 "2004-08-18T03:31:34Z")

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Heh heh heh…

🙂

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/7 "2004-08-18T17:26:10Z")

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Serpent

Soon I’ll dominate all of your signature. 😉

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**Author:** ![Serpent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/serpent/32/62_2.png) [@Serpent](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Serpent)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/8 "2004-08-19T00:50:57Z")

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You will if you keep posting gold like that! 😉

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/9 "2004-08-19T16:38:39Z")

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lol - gold indeed!!

Now I don’t know but I been told  
it’s hard to run with the weight of gold  
Other hand I heard it said  
it’s just as hard with the weight of lead

You weren’t the only one to pick up on that quote here. I probably shouldn’t have said not to quote me. That’s an open invitation to do just that.

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**Author:** ![Serpent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/serpent/32/62_2.png) [@Serpent](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Serpent)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/10 "2004-08-20T01:06:33Z")

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Exactamundo, Mr Ching! 😉

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/11 "2004-08-20T16:13:44Z")

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That was me quoting the Grateful Dead again…

But let’s try an experiment:

“Gene Ching is God. I will die for him” Uh-oh, I hope nobody quotes me on that… 😉

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**Author:** ![Fen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/fen/32/208_2.png) [@Fen](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Fen)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/12 "2004-08-20T16:24:41Z")

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lol Borther Ching!!! You are good! But not that good “yet” but keep working on it! It will come in time as all good thang’s! lol But if you do find someone that will die for you!!! Please let SilLumKid and me see if there fath is worthy frist!

~Jason

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/13 "2004-08-20T22:18:44Z")

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where, oh where?

Where is my legion of die-hard, never-say-die warriors who will die for me? While we’re at it, let’s make them [ninjas](http://store.martialartsmart.net/ninjaitems.html). Better yet, ninjettes. Bring me the ninjettes that will die for me. Bring 'em smothered in nacho sauce. Bring me my nacho-smothered ninjettes!

[SIZE=1]Now I’m just trying to get people to quote me…[/SIZE]

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**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/14 "2004-08-20T23:51:00Z")

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> Now I’m just trying to get people to quote me…

That is as clear as perrier.

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**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/15 "2004-08-20T23:54:43Z")

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It’s a fair cop…

…but society is to blame.

[SIZE=1]Besides, it worked.[/SIZE] 🆒

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**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/16 "2004-08-21T00:08:23Z")

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> Besides, it worked.

it sure did. lol 😛

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**Author:** ![Shaolinlueb](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolinlueb/32/425_2.png) [@Shaolinlueb](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolinlueb)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/17 "2004-08-21T02:11:57Z")

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Re: where, oh where?

> Originally posted by GeneChing   
> [B]Where is my legion of die-hard, never-say-die warriors who will die for me? While we’re at it, let’s make them [ninjas](http://store.martialartsmart.net/ninjaitems.html). Better yet, ninjettes. Bring me the ninjettes that will die for me. Bring 'em smothered in nacho sauce. Bring me my nacho-smothered ninjettes!

[SIZE=1]Now I’m just trying to get people to quote me…[/SIZE] [/B]

you asked for it 😃

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**Author:** ![wushu\_chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/wushu_chik/32/196_2.png) [@wushu\_chik](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/wushu_chik)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 9:30am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/18 "2004-08-21T09:30:22Z")

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Re: That was me quoting the Grateful Dead again…

> Originally posted by GeneChing   
> [B]But let’s try an experiment:

“Wushu Chik is God. I will die for her” Uh-oh, I hope nobody quotes me on that… 😉 [/B]

Thanks Gene, just gave me my new quote…a bit modified of course, but nobody will notice 😉

~Wen~

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**Author:** ![Serpent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/serpent/32/62_2.png) [@Serpent](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Serpent)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 9:33am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/19 "2004-08-21T09:33:20Z")

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Re: That was me quoting the Grateful Dead again…

> Originally posted by GeneChing   
> [B]But let’s try an experiment:

“Gene Ching is God. I will die for him” Uh-oh, I hope nobody quotes me on that… 😉 [/B]

Is this what you meant?

🙂

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**Author:** ![redflag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@redflag](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/redflag)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/omg-the-new-shaolin-logo-is-a-steaming-turd/28402/20 "2004-08-21T16:44:47Z")

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Nice distraction, gene

I don’t care what you say. The new Shaolin logo is still a turd. How fitting. How can you look at that and not see a turd?

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