# Oh No! I've been e-challenged...AGAIN

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**Created:** [May 3, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338 "2008-05-03T05:33:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![1bad65](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/1bad65/32/813_2.png) [@1bad65](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/1bad65)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/1 "2008-05-03T05:33:45Z")

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So I decided to ignore SifuExcuses despite his attempts to e-argue to no end. After a little over a week, he must have felt withdrawals. Below is the PM he sent me ONCE AGAIN starting in on me. I have also posted my replies and his continued PMs. The PMs are in chronological order and none are omitted.

I have saved every PM he sent, so if I’m asked there is NO DOUBT who once again had to stir up crap.

> [@SifuExcuses](#):
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> I’m close to getting a movie job in Austin this month. I could be at your school kicking your limp ass in as little as two weeks.
> 
> I’m going to call your school and set it up. Is your full name Mike Renzo? Will they know you by that name? They didn’t know you by that name last time. Tell taylor, in the mirror, or however you talk to yourself.

> [@1bad65](#):
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> Post your garbage in the open forum.

> [@SifuExcuses](#):
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> LOL! why?

> [@1bad65](#):
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> Because your little buddy Tom used to PM me constantly. Then he would deny what he said and call me a liar. Everything stays public. If one or both of us get banned here, take it Bulshido.
> 
> This will be my last reply to you via PM.

> [@SifuExcuses](#):
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> Coward, I’m setting this up between men. I guess I’m the only one in this conversation.

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**Author:** ![shadowlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@shadowlin](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/shadowlin)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/2 "2008-05-03T05:45:43Z")

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this may sound silly, but just present him with a death waver. If he’s still that serious, then I guess he deserves what he gets.

Obviously, be sure you feel you can take him.

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**Author:** ![Becca](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/becca/32/410_2.png) [@Becca](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Becca)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/3 "2008-05-03T05:57:40Z")

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or just be out of town and refere him to you freind.😉

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**Author:** ![SifuAbel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sifuabel/32/45_2.png) [@SifuAbel](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SifuAbel)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/4 "2008-05-03T07:31:15Z")

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Coward… Now that [SIZE=“7”]YOU"VE[/SIZE] made a private thing public, because you are a bleeding wound, answer the questions.

note to gene, I TRIED to keep thing in PM. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![unkokusai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ac91a4/32.png) [@unkokusai](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/unkokusai)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/5 "2008-05-03T07:58:43Z")

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The fat monkey never misses an opportunity to remind everyone just what a D-bag he really is… :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pai\_Sifu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lama_pai_sifu/32/603_2.png) [@Lama\_Pai\_Sifu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Lama_Pai_Sifu)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/6 "2008-05-03T11:35:00Z")

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WOW…that is about all I can say about this. This has to be the most ridiculous thing EVER on this forum. I literally cannot believe what I read on these and the related theads. ENOUGH with the threats already…fight or…just move on. At this point, SERIOUSLY, I don’t think you guys have ANYONE’S respect on here anymore.

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**Author:** ![1bad65](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/1bad65/32/813_2.png) [@1bad65](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/1bad65)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/7 "2008-05-03T12:58:35Z")

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I want to fight. Let’s do it.

However, you are to show you are indeed serious and truthful before I will give out more personal info. The last time you asked for personal info was because you said you were coming to fight me. I gave you the info you requested. Not only have you still not shown up, my gym was harrassed TWICE by your buddy Tom.

Let’s start by answering this question:

What is the name of this supposed movie?

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/8 "2008-05-03T12:59:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Lama Pai Sifu;858291]WOW…that is about all I can say about this. This has to be the most ridiculous thing EVER on this forum. I literally cannot believe what I read on these and the related theads. ENOUGH with the threats already…fight or…just move on. At this point, SERIOUSLY, I don’t think you guys have ANYONE’S respect on here anymore.[/QUOTE]

There’s still something to be said for the stoic philosophy of Chinese Martial Arts. This whole blasted conflagaration is indicative of that.

Didn’t these guys watch Fearless?😃

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**Author:** ![1bad65](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/1bad65/32/813_2.png) [@1bad65](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/1bad65)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/9 "2008-05-03T13:04:29Z")

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[QUOTE=shadowlin;858274]this may sound silly, but just present him with a death waver. If he’s still that serious, then I guess he deserves what he gets.[/QUOTE]

I have indeed told him and Fox if they come down here, it will be a one-way trip.

[QUOTE=shadowlin;858274]Obviously, be sure you feel you can take him.[/QUOTE]

If it goes longer than a minute, I can’t lose! 😃

Plus I know he has a bad kn…I mean ear I can go after. 😃

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**Author:** ![1bad65](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/1bad65/32/813_2.png) [@1bad65](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/1bad65)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/10 "2008-05-03T13:08:48Z")

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[QUOTE=SifuExcuses;858282]Coward… Now that [SIZE=“7”]YOU"VE[/SIZE] made a private thing public, because you are a bleeding wound, answer the questions. [/QUOTE]

I want it all above board. And we all know why you wanted it kept private.

[QUOTE=SifuExcuses;858282]note to gene, I TRIED to keep thing in PM. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Note to Gene, SifuExcuses started this garbage up AGAIN. And I have the PMs to PROVE it.

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/11 "2008-05-03T13:21:55Z")

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Yes, that’s fine. He said it in a PM. He kept it off of the boards. That’s what we were trying to get done.

Why do you now have to paste it on the main forum, wave your hands in the air, and start screaming like a little piggy at his first branding: “Hey everybody! Look at me!”

It’s the solipsism of this conflagaration that’s really annoying. Plese stop posting PM’s if they’re about challenge matches. WE WANT THIS BS TO OCCUR IN PMS ONLY. WHAT HAPPENS IN A PM STAYS IN A PM.

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/12 "2008-05-03T13:23:54Z")

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Seriously, you guys are like one or two posts away from a challenge match with me. Spare yourselves the embarassment of being challenged by a practitioner of Shaolin-Do and capoeira. You’ll never live it down.

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**Author:** ![1bad65](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/1bad65/32/813_2.png) [@1bad65](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/1bad65)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/13 "2008-05-03T13:29:58Z")

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I respectfully disagree Shaolin

The point was to get it to STOP.

As we can now see, SifuExcuses is addicted to e-fighting. He started this crap up yet again.

However, I will stop replying to SifuExcuses until he provides the info I have requested. Should he fail to do so, I will go back to completely ignoring him again.

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**Author:** ![IronWeasel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ironweasel/32/727_2.png) [@IronWeasel](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/IronWeasel)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/14 "2008-05-03T13:35:44Z")

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E-challenge = E-fighting

Since this are the intar-webs…

You two should fight fight right here in the forums…like this:

“I punch Rudy in the head with my right”

(Ok, Rudy, now you go…)

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/15 "2008-05-03T13:54:52Z")

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[QUOTE=1bad65;858310]The point was to get it to STOP.

As we can now see, SifuExcuses is addicted to e-fighting. He started this crap up yet again.

However, I will stop replying to SifuExcuses until he provides the info I have requested. Should he fail to do so, I will go back to completely ignoring him again.[/QUOTE]

No, there you make a mistake: we weren’t fighting a moral fight. We were fighting a selfish fight. Sifu Abel can get lost and so can you if you don’t stop annoying the \*\*\*\* out of us with this bull\*\*\*\*. I don’t care if it continues, so long as it doesn’t continue here. If you guys want to play Highlander until THERE IS ONLY ONE…go ahead and play Highlander, and argue about who is going to be Connor and who’s gonna be Duncan, and who was born to be king as the prince of the universe.

Just do it in PM or on BULL\*\*\*\*BURRITO or wherever. I’d like to think, with the exception of Royal Dragon, that we had a little more class over here.

Shaolin Wookie: I just gave 1bad65 a noogie and ripped out some hair and stuffed it into his ears. Then I stuck my middle and index fingers up his nose and ripped the cartiledge straight up until his nostrils ripped off, and then made him smell my armpits, which I purposely did not wash for two weeks in anticipation of our fight.

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**Author:** ![RD\_S\_Alias\_1A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/rd_s_alias_1a/32/49_2.png) [@RD\_S\_Alias\_1A](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/RD_S_Alias_1A)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/16 "2008-05-03T14:06:13Z")

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Just do it in PM or on BULL\*\*\*\*BURRITO or wherever. I’d like to think, with the exception of Royal Dragon, that we had a little more class over here.

Reply]  
What? how did _I_ get dragged into this? I don’t want any part of this stupid nonsense! 😕

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**Author:** ![IronWeasel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ironweasel/32/727_2.png) [@IronWeasel](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/IronWeasel)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/17 "2008-05-03T14:08:33Z")

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;858317]  
What? how did _I_ get dragged into this? I don’t want any part of this stupid nonsense! 😕[/QUOTE]

Too late, you’re in.

Now, FIGHT!!!

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/18 "2008-05-03T15:01:49Z")

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;858317]Just do it in PM or on BULL\*\*\*\*BURRITO or wherever. I’d like to think, with the exception of Royal Dragon, that we had a little more class over here.

Reply]  
What? how did _I_ get dragged into this? I don’t want any part of this stupid nonsense! 😕[/QUOTE]

I was just kiddin’ dude. You know, with your wimmins and your UFO’s and all…

😃

Shaolin Wookie: takes Royal Dragon for a human shield to avoid 1bad65’s leg kick. Kick catches Royal D in the nads. Wookie throws Dragon out of the ring to get TLC from the ring girl. Turns out the ring girl used to be a man. RD and hte ring girl make out, but when RD finds out, he goes on a binge drinking binge and decides to move to Nigeria to support his online lover. Meanwhile, my left foot connects with LN4 and sends 1bad65 reeling towards the cage with blood dripping from his upper lip. From out of nowhere, Taylor appears. Strangely, he has blood dripping from his upper lip. He says: “Hi, my name is Taylor Durden”.

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/19 "2008-05-03T15:13:24Z")

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And now, 1bad65, I’m calling you out because Sifu Abel is keeping his peace and he’s not running up the boards with nonsense.

1bad65: I strike Wookie with a blazing right hook, and it lands squarely on his jaw.

Shaolin Wookie: My girl hits harder than that, and she hits me almost every day for my smart mouth.

1bad65: I kick Wookie with a blazing leg kick and then go for a single leg takedown.

Shaolin Wookie: I let him take hte single leg, because it’s a prosthetic. He tumbles to the ground, holding onto my severed plastic leg. He mounts it, and it looks, for a minute, like he’s humping a leg. Then I unfold my real leg, because I had it tied up for the ruse. I sneak up behind 1bad65 and apply an RNC. He squeaks like a little girl. I ask him are you going to be a good little boy.

1bad65: I tell him I’ll do whatever he wants, unless it’s anal.

Shaolin Wookie: I tell him that’s gross, and I let him go.

1bad65: I go and get comfort from the ring girl.

Shaolin Wookie: I laugh in the corner, because that’s the same ring girl RD was kissing.

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**Author:** ![Shaolin\_Wookie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolin_wookie/32/767_2.png) [@Shaolin\_Wookie](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolin_Wookie)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/oh-no-ive-been-e-challenged-again/43338/20 "2008-05-03T15:25:58Z")

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Shaolin Wookie: But then Taylor disappears and 1bad65 is back in the cage.

1bad65: I tell them that he’s not kicking me in LN4, he’s kicking himself in LN4.

Shaolin Wookie: I don’t know what in the hell Taylor Durden is saying, so I knock him senseless with a tornado kick to add insult to injury. It turns out, he’s an internet warrior, not a real warrior, and he’s not much of an internet warrior at that.

1bad 65: …(I’m knocked out)

Shaolin Wookie: the ring girl runs into the ring to give me some TLC, but I knock her/him out with a crescent kick. She/he falls onto 1bad65. Wouldn’t you know it? The infamous north-south position.

C’est la vie.

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