O.T. The Presidents' Speech

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Well Yet another grand scripted address to our Nation Outlining the continued operation in other countries to clean up thier mess and civil unrest and also to outline all the money we as taxpaying americans are gonna fork over to support these countries.

HEy Heres an IDEA. Why not concentrate on OUR own issues and liet those people fight and kill themselves like they have for centuries upon centuries. Let US put our manufactoring basin back in the USA where it needs to be rather than going off to third world countries for cheap labor.

Also when it comes to the security of this country HOW about we strengthen OUR borders and spend all this money to secure our airports and borders so that we dont have another 9-11.

When it comes to our US troops over there getting shot and killed by renegades lets either bring them home and let the iraqi people now deal with thier own issues OR lets mobilize and send more troops over there and blow em all to hell(hehe being sarcastic on that one).

I find it very disturbing that We as a country found it so necessary to war with iraq and afghanistan when it was SAUDI ARABIANS who hijacked those planes and crashed them into our buildings. WHY arent we Kicking the Crap out of the Saudis?(because they are certainly doing NOTHING to counter any “terrorist” and anti-american sentiment in theor own country.
well i will tell you why. We are married to thier OIL and suckle thiet Oily tit and depend on them for our fossil fuel burning SUVS that kill the environment and use far too much gas and oil.
i really love these gas price increases, dont you? Hey you know i wouldnt mind tapping into the resources of the alaskan wilderness(if there are any there) if it meant that we could free ourselves from middle eastern oil.

well there is my political rant. wonder how long this will go before the moderators delete it.

                 Many repsects,,,TWS
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If you really feel this way, and it’s good that you do, why not do something about it?

Instead of ranting on a kung fu forum, start a movement inthe real world and take your grievances to your government. It might only be you now, but for every one person protesting, that’s one less person sitting around getting f#cked up the arse by Bush and his money maniacs.

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Another GREAT speech from the Prez.

Hey, I drive a SUV, one of the biggest on the planet :slight_smile: Won’t drive anything else, either. I also smoke Marlboros, have plenty of guns, do not believe in abortion, and don’t support ****sexuality. I bet you hate me, huh, Wilted Sword? Oh, of course not, you’re one of those peace-lover types huh?

I’m going to rant and rave now, too, since you brought up the political issue, I have an opinion as you do, Wilted.

I hate the Dixie Chickens, have high-capacity clips for my AK, vote Republican for every single candidate on the voting ballot. I listen to Michael Savage, think we need to ship all the illegal immigrants back to where they come from, and frankly think we need to nuke Iraq and Saudi.

I’m glad to hear all the potheads and gays are moving to Canada, think we need to put the military on our borders to prevent illegal alien crossings, and I even have an American flag tattoo. I served in the Marine Corps, believe prayer needs to be back in the classroom, and support the non-dope smoking President, the Honorable Mr. Bush, and Arnold, too :slight_smile:

Flame away liberals! I figured if I see a political post I am obliged to throw my 2 cents in, and since I’ve done so, won’t be back to read all the negative responses from the “happy, happy, joy, joy” club. Later.

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Re: Another GREAT speech from the Prez.

Originally posted by crazymaddrunk
[B]Hey, I drive a SUV, one of the biggest on the planet :slight_smile: Won’t drive anything else, either. I also smoke Marlboros, have plenty of guns, do not believe in abortion, and don’t support ****sexuality. I bet you hate me, huh, Wilted Sword? Oh, of course not, you’re one of those peace-lover types huh?

I’m going to rant and rave now, too, since you brought up the political issue, I have an opinion as you do, Wilted.

I hate the Dixie Chickens, have high-capacity clips for my AK, vote Republican for every single candidate on the voting ballot. I listen to Michael Savage, think we need to ship all the illegal immigrants back to where they come from, and frankly think we need to nuke Iraq and Saudi.

I’m glad to hear all the potheads and gays are moving to Canada, think we need to put the military on our borders to prevent illegal alien crossings, and I even have an American flag tattoo. I served in the Marine Corps, believe prayer needs to be back in the classroom, and support the non-dope smoking President, the Honorable Mr. Bush, and Arnold, too :slight_smile:

Flame away liberals! I figured if I see a political post I am obliged to throw my 2 cents in, and since I’ve done so, won’t be back to read all the negative responses from the “happy, happy, joy, joy” club. Later. [/B]

Believe it or not…
Thats one of the gayest posts of the year

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Hey, I drive a SUV, one of the biggest on the planet :slight_smile: Won’t drive anything else, either. I also smoke Marlboros, have plenty of guns, do not believe in abortion, and don’t support ****sexuality. I bet you hate me, huh, Wilted Sword? Oh, of course not, you’re one of those peace-lover types huh?

I’m going to rant and rave now, too, since you brought up the political issue, I have an opinion as you do, Wilted.

I hate the Dixie Chickens, have high-capacity clips for my AK, vote Republican for every single candidate on the voting ballot. I listen to Michael Savage, think we need to ship all the illegal immigrants back to where they come from, and frankly think we need to nuke Iraq and Saudi.

I’m glad to hear all the potheads and gays are moving to Canada, think we need to put the military on our borders to prevent illegal alien crossings, and I even have an American flag tattoo. I served in the Marine Corps, believe prayer needs to be back in the classroom, and support the non-dope smoking President, the Honorable Mr. Bush, and Arnold, too :slight_smile:

Flame away liberals! I figured if I see a political post I am obliged to throw my 2 cents in, and since I’ve done so, won’t be back to read all the negative responses from the “happy, happy, joy, joy” club. Later.-crazymaddrunk

Actually that was right on da money.

I hope Kung Lek keeps to his mode promise and gets ride of Willow’s offtopic crap. Who wants to read the mad ravings of a pre-op, hair lip sporting, transvestite beatnik anyway?

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bet you’re sleepless
we found your weakness
its right outside your door
now testify!!

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Hello Willowsword! You speak of where the terrorists are from
but leave out that they where all Muslim,you know that so called peaceful religion,where they all smile and bake cookies.All the P.C. fools always like to leave that out.By a true count George Bush has not even come close to telling as many lies as Bill Clinton did in the first half of his term.

Before anyone wants to label me as being against all Muslims,
i am not, just pointing out a fact-Not all Muslims are terrorists,but all of the terrorists were Muslim!

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long live the Iraqi resistance!!

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Re: Another GREAT speech from the Prez.

Originally posted by crazymaddrunk
[B]Hey, I drive a SUV, one of the biggest on the planet :slight_smile: Won’t drive anything else, either. I also smoke Marlboros, have plenty of guns, do not believe in abortion, and don’t support ****sexuality. I hate the Dixie Chickens, have high-capacity clips for my AK, vote Republican for every single candidate on the voting ballot. I listen to Michael Savage, think we need to ship all the illegal immigrants back to where they come from, and frankly think we need to nuke Iraq and Saudi.

I’m glad to hear all the potheads and gays are moving to Canada, think we need to put the military on our borders to prevent illegal alien crossings, and I even have an American flag tattoo. I served in the Marine Corps, believe prayer needs to be back in the classroom, and support the non-dope smoking President, the Honorable Mr. Bush, and Arnold, too :slight_smile: [/B]

Sniff, sniff. Bringing a tear to my eye. I am getting to like you more and more everyday CMD. :slight_smile:

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Re: Re: Another GREAT speech from the Prez.

Originally posted by themeecer

Sniff, sniff. Bringing a tear to my eye. I am getting to like you more and more everyday CMD. :slight_smile:

Thats proof that it really was the gayest post afterall.

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yeah i was ****ed too.
was watchin crouching tiger hidden dragon and then he comes on and talk for half an hour. whats the deal. i was really ****ed.

o what did he say?

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Crazymaddrunk (your name certainly implies that we should value your opinion) - With any luck all the “liberals” (meaning anyone that doesn’t share your religious fundamentalist totalitarian regime mindset) will move to Canada or somewhere else. Then all of you gun toting red necks will be confined to one country and the rest of the world can nuke it and make the planet a better place in one swift strike. Or wait till you all kill each other in fits of rage.

Ah well, we can always dream…

I wish you would close your borders. We don’t want to come in and, with any luck, it might keep you idiots the f#ck away from the rest of the world.

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Originally posted by Serpent
Then all of you gun toting red necks will be confined to one country and the rest of the world can nuke it and make the planet a better place in one swift strike.

Do you honestly think our country would be without our nukes? We would premptively nuke you before hand. Besides what would you hippie, free lovers do, throw flowers at us? :wink:

Originally posted by Serpent
I wish you would close your borders. We don’t want to come in and, with any luck, it might keep you idiots the f#ck away from the rest of the world.

Funny, we have people lining up legally and illegally to come to this country.

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That’s because you tell the world it’s the land of the free and the land of opportunity and all that sh!t when it’s in a worse state than half of the places they come from. You have worse infant mortality rates than most of Africa for goodness sake. It’s not their fault that they believe your lies. After all, you need more poor to exploit to maintain your capitalist consumer lifestyle, huh.

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Re: O.T. The Presidents’ Speech

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Willow Sword
[B]Well Yet another grand scripted address to our Nation Outlining the continued operation in other countries to clean up thier mess and civil unrest and also to outline all the money we as taxpaying americans are gonna fork over to support these countries.

I didn’t see it,but you’ve had another brain f@rt just by posting so I’ll bite…

" HEy Heres an IDEA. Why not concentrate on OUR own issues and liet those people fight and kill themselves like they have for centuries upon centuries. Let US put our manufactoring basin back in the USA where it needs to be rather than going off to third world countries for cheap labor."

You’re starting to grow a brain,there might be hope yet,but my little snow-monkey theres things like reality,we have been fighting these scum longer than your mother has been giving you dancing lessions.

" Also when it comes to the security of this country HOW about we strengthen OUR borders and spend all this money to secure our airports and borders so that we dont have another 9-11."

So its just now that you future known leaders of the free universe woke up and and figured this out???

" When it comes to our US troops over there getting shot and killed by renegades lets either bring them home and let the iraqi people now deal with thier own issues OR lets mobilize and send more troops over there and blow em all to hell(hehe being sarcastic on that one)."

You don’t know a GD thing about US troops other than what the Clinton 'don’t ask,don’t tell policy said…

" I find it very disturbing that We as a country found it so necessary to war with iraq and afghanistan when it was SAUDI ARABIANS who hijacked those planes and crashed them into our buildings. WHY arent we Kicking the Crap out of the Saudis?"

They will have their day…

“(because they are certainly doing NOTHING to counter any “terrorist” and anti-american sentiment in theor own country.”

So you care more for them???

“well i will tell you why. We are married to thier OIL and suckle thiet Oily tit and depend on them for our fossil fuel burning SUVS that kill the environment and use far too much gas and oil.”

Al Gore owns a SUV ya dip!!

" i really love these gas price increases, dont you? Hey you know i wouldnt mind tapping into the resources of the alaskan wilderness(if there are any there) if it meant that we could free ourselves from middle eastern oil."

If we could just tap on the wealth of your brain Willie we would could fix everything,just like those fudgepies you helped out to burn the children at Waco in the name of the law when it could had been avoided,yes because you are in Texas closer than me and I care alot more for the misguilded children in a Texas cult than anybody in the middle-east that has their homies fly a plane into the Trade-Centers and others in the name of freedom…

whether they be from Ismal or Isac…

BTW,help out on my new campain,stop buying gas,I mean you stop,I’ve already stockpiled so I’m good for now,its your turn…

                 "Many repsects,,,TWS"

To who???

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My anus burns with the fire of a thousand suns…

Jesus had a christ complex…

There’s a monkey in my room…

And an 8 yr old told my i smell like burritos when I sweat.

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Hmmm, interesting thread.

Gets chair, siz-pack and a large bag of crisps.

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LOL, boy, you really p!ssed off Slerpent…I agree with you Meecer and CMD, what we need is some backbone here in the U.S., and not be like those Canadian whimps; after all they’re too busy smoking dope and doing each from behind to really get what’s going on in the world.

And by your rhetoric slerpent, I guess the “rest of the world” is just plain stupid and actually listen to us.

Unfortunately, with the advent of abortion, you’re probably right when it comes to infant mortality rate. We kill more babies than them actually dying of other causes because after all who wants an unplanned baby?

Too bad your mother didn’t abort you.

Semper Fi CMD, I’m with you bro.

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Hey LC, can i have a crisp? its for the monkey.

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Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
Hey LC, can i have a crisp? its for the monkey.

Only if he likes Wasabi flavour. :smiley: