# Ninjas! **URL:** \ **Category:** Other Related Arts\ **Tags:** ashida-kim, ninjas-are-fake\ **Created:** [February 27, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480 "2004-02-27T17:03:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Vash](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/vash/32/417_2.png) [@Vash](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Vash)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/21 "2004-02-28T02:27:10Z")
Actually, it kinda feels like Xebby, but a Xebby from before there was a Xebby. You know, it’s like a MPD/LSD flashback induced by sexual frustration and too much McDonald’s. ---
**Author:** ![SifuAbel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sifuabel/32/45_2.png) [@SifuAbel](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SifuAbel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/22 "2004-02-28T02:29:11Z")
> Originally posted by rubthebuddha > [B] well, i guess that rules xebby out. 😃 i wonder who this ass puppet is. any guesses? 😕 [/B] Big Gay Al from South Park? ---
**Author:** ![CaptinPickAxe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@CaptinPickAxe](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/CaptinPickAxe)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/23 "2004-02-28T03:11:47Z")
KungFuNinja, Your ignorance is unexcuseable. Everyone knows that if your martial arts didn’t come from Italy then its fake…plain and simple. If your white belt material doesn’t consist of riding a vespa around saying “Ciao” while drinking a Cafe Latte, then it is surely a knockoff. My master beat Moussalini in a indian leg wrestling match to the death, then proceeded to river dance on Napoleon’s face. He can also break 18 brinks with interpretive dance or pantomime alone! He goes by the name of Master Jerry from the East Side and he used to kill Albanian spies for the Canadian government. He’s the sole creator of every single martial art in the universe (yes, the universe. Aliens kidnapped him and took him to their home planet when they saw how powerful he was) The gods speak to him… His mom told me so… ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/24 "2004-02-28T03:57:35Z")
> You already only have three fingers left on one hand, why would you want to risk more??? i only have 4 finger nails left. seriously. its all from that wierd thing they thought was chicken pox. i swear on my fathers grave that five finger nails are gone and one thumb nail is deatached at the it base but still connected at the tip. it doesnt hurt or anything, but try picking your nose with no finger nails. it’s a \*\*\*\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Xebsball](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/xebsball/32/90_2.png) [@Xebsball](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Xebsball)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/25 "2004-02-28T04:13:45Z")
even simple effect of alkyhol puts my peepee down, so im sure it wasnt me who took the drugs and had sex i bow for this kid he is one level above me cos he had sex but at the same time hes a n00b so that puts me 5 level above him cos i posted more LSD and mcdonalds stuff so this kid should bow for me but at the same time my acomplishes are divided between me and volcano so that puts me myself one on 2.5 levels above him actually so means this kid still bow for me but not like i would bow for him before or how he should bow for me when i was more levels above me acording to the calculations but bow like this now time uppon the based new directories given my the latest and more accurate results. ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/26 "2004-02-28T04:51:13Z")
NAMAT beats ninja boxing. ---
**Author:** ![shaolin\_kungfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@shaolin\_kungfu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/shaolin_kungfu)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/27 "2004-02-28T06:23:50Z")
I’ve added to my sig, and decreased the size of my ever shrinking peepee ---
**Author:** ![rubthebuddha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rubthebuddha](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/rubthebuddha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/28 "2004-02-28T06:25:02Z")
i thought namat basically WAS ninja boxing. 😕 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dodger87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@dodger87](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/dodger87)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/29 "2004-02-28T14:12:31Z")
> Originally posted by kungfuninja > [B]Oi, so what style do you do then? some \*\*\*\* like mega fist? chinese ninja boxing is an ancient style and i could waste you any day. As for karate vs. ninja, who would win? “There is no style more powerful than chinese ninja boxing, except that of the soul. The spirit of the samurai is indomitable” [/B] I do Afghani Wing Chun. ---
**Author:** ![Mega\_Fist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@Mega\_Fist](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Mega_Fist)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 8:41am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/30 "2005-09-25T08:41:08Z")
Kungfuninja, I too have been abused and not tolerated (probably on racist grounds) like you. I dream that someday a forum will exist free from the discrimination of non-spiritual and unenlightened practitioners. Maybe we should train sometime, my mate Andy is very skilled in Judo kicking techniques. Rise above these unpleasant folk. ---
**Author:** ![Slade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Slade](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Slade)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/31 "2005-09-25T12:42:14Z")
Why do I suddenly feel less inteligent after reading this post? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/32 "2005-09-25T13:56:59Z")
Hello I have studied the ninja boxing punch for quite some time now. are you a lime green belt or higher? u seem pretty high.. anyways cudos on the post, if u have any questions about this style I’ll be happy to correct you. ---
**Author:** ![Mega\_Fist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@Mega\_Fist](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Mega_Fist)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/33 "2005-09-25T17:35:15Z")
> [@Kristoffer](#): > > I have studied the ninja boxing punch What on Earth are you talking about!? If you mean ninjitsu then Ashida Kim’s your man. “the lion of the spirituality is the essence of the mind of the spiritual of the tiger’s essence of the dragon’s mind of the spiritual” ---
**Author:** ![TaiChiBob](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/taichibob/32/256_2.png) [@TaiChiBob](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/TaiChiBob)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/34 "2005-09-25T18:06:07Z")
Greetings.. First, David Jamieson get the award for the best laugh of the year with: > secret brotherhood of egyptian hwung mullah bullah whappa ting ting style > There’s a Rap hit in there somewhere.. Second: it has to be the crap their puttin’ in the water.. that, or stop drinkin’ the kool-aid.. Third: everyone knows that TKD was chiseled on the back of the ten commandments which was swiped by Kim Jong Il.. Be well… ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/35 "2005-09-25T22:48:33Z")
> [@Mega\_Fist](#): > > What on Earth are you talking about!? If you mean ninjitsu then Ashida Kim’s your man. yes, Ashida ‘‘Kimmy’’ Kim is my finest student ---
**Author:** ![PangQuan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9f8e36/32.png) [@PangQuan](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/PangQuan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/36 "2005-09-26T04:50:51Z")
this ninja dude and megafist are the same guy. its so obvious the quotes they use…all spiritual this and that but making no real sense… how he refers to mega fist early on…cmon…gimme a break. I give a combined total of .0001 for bad representation of two personalities without distinct differences in conduct. FOUL PLAY!!! give it up, compare their posts, you know i got this one on the dot. megafist even gets all sympathetic on him, or was that pathetic…i cant remember. ---
**Author:** ![SimonM](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/simonm/32/535_2.png) [@SimonM](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SimonM)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/37 "2005-09-26T05:19:01Z")
> [@stimulant](#): > > kung-fu originates from tawkwondo? was this form the same book that says the mother comes from the baby? > > if you wanna learn something good in ninjitsu, try and find someone (if there is anyone in USA) who knows and teaches ninjitsu fire fist… It’s just Mega Fist creating (another) personality. Don’t encourage him. One Mega Fist account is bad enough. ---
**Author:** ![SimonM](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/simonm/32/535_2.png) [@SimonM](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SimonM)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/38 "2005-09-26T05:26:16Z")
> [@Kristoffer](#): > > yes, Ashida ‘‘Kimmy’’ Kim is my finest student It’s your fault Kristoffer! PS: When a troll unearths a thread almost a year old that he wrote under a different troll identity and responds to it to continue his old, long, blissfully forgotten campaign of trolling is that like masturbation? ---
**Author:** ![Mega\_Fist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@Mega\_Fist](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Mega_Fist)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/39 "2005-09-26T07:32:22Z")
SimonM posted two in a row- it’s like he’s talking to himself because he has no friends! ---
**Author:** ![PangQuan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9f8e36/32.png) [@PangQuan](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/PangQuan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480/40 "2005-09-26T16:25:01Z")
Megafist posted…its like he thinks he has friends… [Previous page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ninjas/38480.md?page=3)