# Need someone from Alaska to challenge...

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**Created:** [November 29, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780 "2001-11-29T10:06:46Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/1 "2001-11-29T10:06:46Z")

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Any takers. I am in Fairbanks if any of you are from Alaska and wanted to know my location.

“Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me…” - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:19am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/2 "2001-11-29T10:19:44Z")

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I heard they sell real good looking inflatable dolls for a healthy relief of hypertestoteronesyndrome! Really usefull! 😉

Les paroles s’envolent.  
Les Ã©crits restent!..

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/3 "2001-11-29T10:24:43Z")

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Lol, sounds like a plan. Problem is, are these quality dolls, because if I am going to give up on a real match, I need a real good reason. Does this doll have other functions?

“Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me…” - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:37am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/4 "2001-11-29T10:37:44Z")

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Well…It seems that they have limits! But you could still practice ,attacking in the guard,rear mount,ground fighting on the bear skin in front of the fireplace,you know that kind of things! Just be sure to avoid using sharp objects as weapons! 😃😉

Les paroles s’envolent.  
Les Ã©crits restent!..

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/5 "2001-11-29T12:38:38Z")

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Those real dolls look perfect:

[http://www.realdoll.com/](http://www.realdoll.com/)

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!  
 ![](http://www.systemofadown.com/images/blurb3.jpg)

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/6 "2001-11-29T12:53:43Z")

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Check out the asian one:  
(note that i’m posting them only with clothes to avoid problem with the mods in the house)

![](http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/mai01.jpg)

![](http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/mai02.jpg)

![](http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/mai03.jpg)

![](http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/mai07.jpg)

Too bad she is so expensive.

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!  
 ![](http://www.systemofadown.com/images/blurb3.jpg)

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/7 "2001-11-29T13:30:59Z")

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_is speechless_

I don’t want to think about how many of those things there probably are out in the world…

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/8 "2001-11-29T17:16:12Z")

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HEY! You know SOME of us actually use grappling dummies to TRAIN with occasionally!!!

_ahem_

Stop making us look like strange freaks!

😉

PS…that doll is ugly. Go with the real thing.

Ryu

![](http://lavender.fortunecity.com/powell/123/Imagenes/kenshin.jpg)

Rimpleback Pumpernickle Kez Kez Vuy Tranh Yanagasawa Fujikage Fistibuns…  
the lost son of the Fistibuns clan…

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/9 "2001-11-29T17:21:22Z")

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Wasn’t there someone from Alaska besides me?

“Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me…” - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/10 "2001-11-29T17:46:53Z")

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Xebsball

Your doll has nice party hats 😃

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/11 "2001-11-30T02:51:58Z")

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I’m in Anchorage. You enjoy living in fairbanks?

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/need-someone-from-alaska-to-challenge/6780/12 "2001-11-30T03:42:59Z")

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I believe this thread might win the"Taking a Quick Turn For the Worse" Award for this week. Blow up dolls in the first response!! :eek:

But its good to know what Buddy Lee has to look forward to on his first asian tour. 😉
