# Movies you can't wait to see . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Martial Media and Popular Culture\ **Created:** [September 1, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631 "2003-09-01T19:40:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MasterKiller](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/masterkiller/32/407_2.png) [@MasterKiller](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MasterKiller)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/61 "2003-09-30T14:09:44Z")
> Anyone seen the ROTK trailer? > Bah…g@y hobbits prancing around, looking longingly into one another’s eyes. Don’t you guys get enough h o m o-erotic stimulation from Mel Gibson movies? ---
**Author:** ![ZIM](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/zim/32/347_2.png) [@ZIM](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/ZIM)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/62 "2003-09-30T14:15:24Z")
[fun fun fun](http://www.fanimatrix.net/download.html) Go, Aussies! Its a short fan film… To play the DivX verisons you will need the latest Divx 5.1 bundle and at least an 800Mhz processor. Any earlier versions of divx might cause the player to lock up. ---
**Author:** ![Starchaser107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@Starchaser107](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Starchaser107)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/63 "2003-09-30T14:16:26Z")
mk Oh go smoke some hobbit weed and chill out!😃 ---
**Author:** ![MasterKiller](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/masterkiller/32/407_2.png) [@MasterKiller](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MasterKiller)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/64 "2003-09-30T14:57:33Z")
From a long-lost thread: Tolkien fans, who are they? Pasty white boys with hearts a-flame for hairy-footed midgets with bright wide eyes inviting other hairy-fotted midgits to sit by their side. And why do these midgits run from an eye that from all appearances looks like a vagina? Is it because they fear the power of the ring? Or is it because they have a secret to keep? They hope against hope and try as they might to keep the “ring” out of the vagina’s sight. They are afraid to be married, for that’s what a ring symbolizes to all the women running around offering vaginas But gay little hobbits want none of that mess they’d rather run dirty fingers across bare, broad chests and rub hairy feet by the light of a fire and speak in veiled hints of their latent desires. And does it really come as a great surprise when Frodo puts on the ring and vanishes from sight? Like a freshly-wed man who can no longer play with his bachelor friends on their bachelor days. And what of the others who aid in his quest? do they run from the vagina with the same zest? It’s true that the others are running away but more out of sport, not because they are gay. Legolas and Aragorn like the hunt and the chase they run from the vagina as part of the game They like vaginas so much they won’t settle for one, but for gay little hobbits, vaginas are no fun. They want to destroy the ring and all for which it stands so that a vagina may not touch any hobbit hands or vice versa, for that matter, and that’s really the point what need is a vagina when Hobbit men are so cute? ---
**Author:** ![Starchaser107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@Starchaser107](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Starchaser107)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/65 "2003-09-30T15:28:59Z")
😛 and I thought Jamaicans were h0mo-phobic!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/66 "2003-09-30T16:47:39Z")
Fwiw, I hear that “Lost In Translation” opens with a magnificent shot of the magnificent tuchis of the magnificent Scarlett Johanssen. If anyone was wondering what to get me for my birthday, she’s it! ---
**Author:** ![MasterKiller](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/masterkiller/32/407_2.png) [@MasterKiller](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MasterKiller)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/67 "2003-09-30T16:53:35Z")
It’s not just a shot, it’s a long, drawn out scene where you follow her naked butt through the room of her hotel as she walks from here to there…from what I understand. ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/68 "2003-09-30T17:17:35Z")
If that’s what it takes to get some of these dweebs to a grown up movie, I’m willing to make the sacrifice of watching her booty move. ---
**Author:** ![Starchaser107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@Starchaser107](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Starchaser107)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/69 "2003-09-30T17:46:06Z")
yeah, she’s cute , i guess. ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/70 "2003-09-30T19:02:03Z")
I think we may need to check Starchaser’s pulse… ---
**Author:** ![MasterKiller](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/masterkiller/32/407_2.png) [@MasterKiller](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MasterKiller)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/71 "2003-09-30T19:52:23Z")
I don’t find her that pretty, either. She’s not ugly, but not really what I would call striking. I’m more into girls like Sarah Silverman. ---
**Author:** ![Starchaser107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@Starchaser107](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Starchaser107)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/72 "2003-09-30T21:28:39Z")
no, that girl sarah looks a bit d0rky no offense, she’s still cute, scarlett is very pretty I should have said. for some reason i’m just not going ga-ga though. but if u are i can totally understand changstyle 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/73 "2003-09-30T21:59:28Z")
Well, more important than her looks (there’s a lot of good looking ladies in this world) she’s been in some really excellent movies: Ghost World and The Man Who Wasn’t There. Which isn’t to dismiss the sophisticated, refined pleasures of looking at her butt. ---
**Author:** ![Starchaser107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@Starchaser107](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Starchaser107)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/74 "2003-09-30T22:11:59Z")
yeah, I’d shag her too. ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/75 "2003-10-01T20:59:43Z")
Ghost World was a bad bad movie ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/76 "2003-10-01T21:58:24Z")
Yeah, but you’re looking forward to The Matrix - your opinion doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/77 "2003-10-01T22:24:36Z")
oh, sorry if I offended your little femenist lesbian feelings. My bad ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/78 "2003-10-02T03:26:47Z")
I’m not offended in the least that you’d rather watch Keanu Reeves fly and make no sense at all than watch two hot teenage chicks hang out together, play cruel pranks, and try to make tough decisions about their lives. Perplexed, sure, but not offended. ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/79 "2003-10-02T13:19:20Z")
I tremble of the thought of anyone decribing the two girls in Ghost World as ‘hot’. :eek: Different strokes for different folks ---
**Author:** ![MasterKiller](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/masterkiller/32/407_2.png) [@MasterKiller](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MasterKiller)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631/80 "2003-10-02T14:09:59Z")
Ghost World was a great movie. You should just be glad that the director refused to cast Jennifer Love Hewitt in the role of Enid. [Previous page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/movies-you-cant-wait-to-see/22631.md?page=5)