# MMA can never handle this guy.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [June 29, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265 "2011-06-29T23:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![faxiapreta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@faxiapreta](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/faxiapreta)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/21 "2011-06-30T02:36:55Z")
Just to be fair, it’s not just the gullible kung fu crowd that falls for this b.s. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI) Same snake oil. Just different applications. ---
**Author:** ![Northwind](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/northwind/32/863_2.png) [@Northwind](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Northwind)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/22 "2011-06-30T03:43:43Z")
I’m just curious, faxiapreta…Why do you hang out here with we, the “gullible kung fu crowd”? You know us, we wave our hands in the air & dance, for sure can not fight, believe in magic potions & chi blasts, death touch, flying through the air (and other neato super powers), etc. So why then do you hang out here? I am extremely curious as to what is your point in being here? It’s obviously not to network or make friends and for sure not to learn anything (if I am wrong and totally mis-read you, just let me know)… So what is it? ---
**Author:** ![Snipsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Snipsky](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Snipsky)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/23 "2011-06-30T04:22:54Z")
> I’m just curious, faxiapreta…Why do you hang out here with we, the “gullible kung fu crowd”? It’s his mission to teach us poor souls…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ray\_Pina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ray_pina/32/242_2.png) [@Ray\_Pina](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ray_Pina)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/24 "2011-06-30T14:08:38Z")
[QUOTE=Snipsky;1109898][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xw5wjwVkFc&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xw5wjwVkFc&feature=related) (just kidding). Rip off any remaining flesh ok?[/QUOTE] I see your ridiculousness and raise you: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvTxH11O2HU&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvTxH11O2HU&feature=related) Though this guy doesn’t take himself seriously so I guess you win. ---
**Author:** ![Ray\_Pina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ray_pina/32/242_2.png) [@Ray\_Pina](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ray_Pina)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/25 "2011-06-30T14:13:04Z")
Here’s the same guy for real: Good technique. I love fighting from side control, even if I get caught in half guard. Powerful position. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIDmNMisXQc&feature=relmfu](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIDmNMisXQc&feature=relmfu) ---
**Author:** ![Ray\_Pina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ray_pina/32/242_2.png) [@Ray\_Pina](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ray_Pina)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/26 "2011-06-30T14:15:23Z")
[QUOTE=Snipsky;1109930]I don’t know if this has been watched here…but this is an iron palm fight. the guy getting hit looks like those strikes really hurt. i will admit its nothing more than slap boxing but still… [http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDcQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1sC4UcrUDtg&rct=j&q=iron%20palm%20fights&tbm=vid&ei=OtoLTtfcLYmgsQPLsOGGDw&usg=AFQjCNH9ZAJGB8Xc4PSRP5ihDJ0NTq1AVg&sig2=LhwUP5TFen6efi-tP-Iy5w&cad=rja[/QUOTE]](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDcQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1sC4UcrUDtg&rct=j&q=iron%20palm%20fights&tbm=vid&ei=OtoLTtfcLYmgsQPLsOGGDw&usg=AFQjCNH9ZAJGB8Xc4PSRP5ihDJ0NTq1AVg&sig2=LhwUP5TFen6efi-tP-Iy5w&cad=rja%5B/QUOTE%5D) I’ve seen that before. That guy aint even fighting back… I look exactly like that when my fiance comes at me. It’s called being nice enough not to squash the other guy. I bet that guy is his teacher and he was practicing “defense.” One good round kick and that old man would be on his ass. ---
**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/27 "2011-06-30T14:22:50Z")
[QUOTE=Ray Pina;1109994]I’ve seen that before. That guy aint even fighting back… I look exactly like that when my fiance comes at me. It’s called being nice enough not to squash the other guy. I bet that guy is his teacher and he was practicing “defense.” One good round kick and that old man would be on his ass.[/QUOTE] Or a push kick, I agree. that is a ridiculous face saving / making demo. utter rot. ---
**Author:** ![Snipsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Snipsky](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Snipsky)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/28 "2011-06-30T14:23:44Z")
> I see your ridiculousness and raise you: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvTxH...eature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvTxH...eature=related) Though this guy doesn’t take himself seriously so I guess you win. I noticed his little chuckle when talking about breaking the stick or bat. LOL. > I’ve seen that before. That guy aint even fighting back… I look exactly like that when my fiance comes at me. It’s called being nice enough not to squash the other guy. I bet that guy is his teacher and he was practicing “defense.” One good round kick and that old man would be on his ass. i would have loved to see the big guy fight back. but like i mentioned, even your lady’s slaps can sting hahaha… ---
**Author:** ![wenshu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/wenshu/32/893_2.png) [@wenshu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/wenshu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/29 "2011-06-30T14:31:53Z")
I finally found some video of surradebunda. Turns out he is Chinese after all. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player_embedded) But yeah, um, I had no idea Ashida Kim was even real. OP is made of pure win. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lucas/32/819_2.png) [@Lucas](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Lucas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/30 "2011-06-30T14:36:43Z")
[QUOTE=wenshu;1110008]I finally found some video of surradebunda. Turns out he is Chinese after all. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player_embedded) But yeah, um, I had no idea Ashida Kim was even real. OP is made of pure win.[/QUOTE] wtf lol!!! ---
**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/31 "2011-06-30T14:42:14Z")
[QUOTE=wenshu;1110008]I finally found some video of surradebunda. Turns out he is Chinese after all. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player_embedded) But yeah, um, I had no idea Ashida Kim was even real. OP is made of pure win.[/QUOTE] Oh he’s real. He’s old now and has mellowed quite a lot, but still peddles his bullshit. Probably because that scam’s all he’s ever had to put bread in his mouth. he came up in a time of great ignorance. As far as “ninjutsu” goes…there is still great ignorance. lol It would seem that Bawang is the correct about western culture and fabricated fantasy especially in context to all things Ninja. It has been a completely \*\*\*\*\*\*\*ized mess that has nothing to do with Ninja, ninpo, ronin samurai or any of the culture related to it. Just pure and utter crap and nonsense. oh well, musical kata started here too, so what can we do? lol ---
**Author:** ![Lucas](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lucas/32/819_2.png) [@Lucas](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Lucas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/32 "2011-06-30T15:25:09Z")
I love blanket statements that cover millions of people ---
**Author:** ![taai\_gihk\_yahn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/taai_gihk_yahn/32/876_2.png) [@taai\_gihk\_yahn](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/taai_gihk_yahn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/33 "2011-06-30T15:27:27Z")
[QUOTE=wenshu;1110008]I finally found some video of surradebunda. Turns out he is Chinese after all. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko&feature=player_embedded)[/QUOTE] I had had tears of joy in my eyes after seeing that - it must have been the happiest day of his life! I mean, after all the abuse from those mean Bully Boys down at the corner, and being laughed at by the former Head Cheerleader, Missy (before she got pregnant from her boyfriend who dumped her), and all the time he spent practicing in secret under the watchful eye of the Unnamed Cheerleader Master, well, what a triumph it was. I bet somewhere, in some dingy far-off mining-town bar in the Gobi, his father was proudly proclaiming to all assembled in front of the super-size, high def flat-screen TV, “That’s my son! That’s my son!!!” Ahh, good times, good times… ---
**Author:** ![bawang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/bawang/32/3554_2.png) [@bawang](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bawang)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/34 "2011-06-30T15:29:27Z")
he brings great honor to china ---
**Author:** ![David\_Jamieson](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/david_jamieson/32/19_2.png) [@David\_Jamieson](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/David_Jamieson)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/35 "2011-06-30T15:39:33Z")
That’s clearly the most awesome and fabulous gay man in all of China, and for that matter, the world! THE WORLD!!! ---
**Author:** ![bawang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/bawang/32/3554_2.png) [@bawang](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bawang)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/36 "2011-06-30T15:50:12Z")
what do you mean gay??? ---
**Author:** ![HumbleWCGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@HumbleWCGuy](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/HumbleWCGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/37 "2011-06-30T16:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Snipsky;1109898][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xw5wjwVkFc&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xw5wjwVkFc&feature=related) (just kidding). Rip off any remaining flesh ok?[/QUOTE] I loved the take down. There was no application of technique or leverage. It revealed an obvious lack of skill. Not to say that the rest of the video didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Snipsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Snipsky](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Snipsky)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/38 "2011-06-30T16:11:11Z")
> I loved the take down. There was no application of technique or leverage. It revealed an obvious lack of skill. Not to say that the rest of the video didn’t. “Most people who have competed understand this”…i beat you to it. LOL ---
**Author:** ![faxiapreta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@faxiapreta](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/faxiapreta)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/39 "2011-06-30T16:13:43Z")
[QUOTE=HumbleWCGuy;1110072]I loved the take down. There was no application of technique or leverage. It revealed an obvious lack of skill. Not to say that the rest of the video didn’t.[/QUOTE] You do realize that the whole Ashida Kim thing is a parody and a hoax, right? ---
**Author:** ![Snipsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Snipsky](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Snipsky)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265/40 "2011-06-30T16:15:32Z")
> You do realize that the whole Ashida Kim thing is a parody and a hoax, right? Most people who have competed understand this 😃 [Previous page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/mma-can-never-handle-this-guy/51265.md?page=3)