mcdojo.....joke

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grabbed this from another site…pretty funny, lets add on
Signs that you are in a McDojo/McDojang - Joke

  1. You ask the instructor about Wing Chun, and he tells you he has only watched The West Wing
  2. You ask him if he knows Choy Lee Fut, and he tells you that he doesn’t know anyone in Chinatown that answers by that name
  3. You ask him if you can learn Drunken, and he tells you he doesn’t care if you train while drunk or sober
  4. He teaches Tae Kwon Do based on Billy Blanks “Tae-Bo” video tapes
  5. How fast you attain a black belt depends on how fast he gets his new Porsche
  6. The length of your contract is proportional to the duration he needs to save up to see his kids through college
  7. He has a photocopied autograph of Steven Seegal on the wall.
  8. The only thing that gets bruised after the lesson is your wallet
  9. He teaches you everything about being a Street Fighter. 2 years later, you are a great Street Fighter. You know how to use Ryu, Ken, Guile, Dhalsim, Chun Li …
  10. You need to buy different sets of uniform for Summer, Winter, Spring and Autumn.