Just saw a street fight

Wai Jia: The Kung Fu Forum Street/Reality Fighting
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typo… shoulda been uchi mata. it’s a judo throw.

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good, cause it looked like throwing shiite at him would do the job. what have you been eating lately?

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Originally posted by SevenStar
typo… shoulda been uchi mata. it’s a judo throw.

Damn! That’s a real shame. I just imagined Seven* striking guy one, double leg slam, then spin around and toss a big dump at dude no. 2! That would go down in history as the wildest streefight ever!

You are so boring sometimes, Seven!

:slight_smile:

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“unchi?” means shiit?

I haven’t heard that term. I’ve heard “unko” for shiit though.

Ryu

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So it wasn’t “Uncle” Ryu after all then, it was “Unko”, and they all secretly hate you.

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Street fight?!

So he hit him, who was hit by the other the guy, yadda yadda ya..
What about the dog? Not only was that the damm funnist thing I’ve ever seen in this forum, but I wonder, can the owner sue the other guys for assualting his terrier? I, mean it was just an innocent victim. I love furballs as much as the next guy, but I gotta ask- Do you have a tape of the toto shot-put? It oughta be a new olympic sport, I know I can beat 20 feet easy. LOL

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more lessons.

  1. If you are a white guy with a small dog, you have no business trying to fight people.

  2. Don’t go picking a fight with two guys.

  3. Don’t pick a fight with people who are minorities. I don’t know about England, but in America that means that your life is harder. (Pubies, shut the **** up and spare me the case examples its the truth)

  4. People miss more than they hit. Kinda ruins the one punch one kill fantasy

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Hmmmm.

I’m a white guy with a small dog. Any takers?

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:smiley: maybe one day. I’m not stupid enough to try right now. :smiley:

I’ll challenge your dog though

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That’s just 'cause he’s blind and deaf!

He’s still good at killing baseball caps tho. This is OT, but I’ve got to post a quicktime of this dog killing a cap - it’s the funniest da mn thing I ever saw.

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Originally posted by Stacey
[B]more lessons.

  1. Don’t pick a fight with people who are minorities. I don’t know about England, but in America that means that your life is harder. (Pubies, shut the **** up and spare me the case examples its the truth)
    [/B]

Nah, don’t pick a fight with anybody on the Cowley road. They’ve got quite a good chance of being a nutter, irrespective of the colour of their skin.