Love you very much!
i bet i could kick jesus’s a$$.
GDA
One on one you probably could kick his a$$, but, he hangs around with about 12 others who’ll gang up on you if you try it.
felito:
dat’s nice. buddah thinks you’re pretty groovy too.
yeah . . .i forgot jesus was a gang leader.
He was also the son of God don’t forget that!
Don’t mess with Jesus if you don’t want to mess with the Main Man HIMSELF!
GDA
Yeah, I heard he was the founder of the disciples.
Buby
Technically 12 others, but if you’ve got some cash, I’ll bet you could get at least one of 'em to back out before the fight.
I heard he was the first to make the “preacher” look fashionable.
god’s child
I thought we are all god’s children! its just not fair i tell ya.
Buby
Yeah your right but would you want to get the Big Kahuna angry?
You know, I went to one of his concerts, it was OK I guess, but who wants fish and loaves before a show? Hell, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger tried to steal the show, but Mary had to throw Mick off stage before the bouncers could take care of Keith. Anyway, I didn’t think Thomas was really into the gig, he just didn’t seem to think they were good enough, and then the big J kept dissing the opening act, The Minion. So, things really spun out of control, the foot washing stations were charging like fifteen bucks, and J was walking around with this holier than thou thing, my daddy said this and that, and he didn’t even play “An Eye For An Eye” or “Cane and Abel”. He really got crucified over that one.
Give him a few days, he’ll be back. 
Yeah, but it’ll just be a private show for a few hangers on. What about the ticket holders?
Anywho
The guy’s a legend. He is the guy that invented burning down the stage for Christ’s (!) sake!
A whole bloody temple infact.
Nah
He’ll come back with another gimmic.
Bowie had The Ziggy Stardust album, Manson his American Family, Floyd their Wall, but Jesus…
Walking on Water
Temple Meltdown
Crucifiction
Rising From the Dead
Water Into Wine
Remember, The Apostles don’t fight fair either. Christ will be all passive while Peter sneaks up and lops your ear off with his sword.
They invented good cop/bad cop.
JWT
Its Stephen I’m scared of. After surviving that stoning, he’s bitter and TWISTED. He’s the kind of Saint that’d bite.
I’m still trying to get the new album
from Jesus’s band. Apparantly Andrew the Fisherman lays down some wikid beats on that b!tch.
I’ve also heard that Bartholomew really spews some nice vocals. A lot of pent-up emotion that Bart, he is one MEAN MoFo.
I must admit, those dancing girls on the video for “Turn the Other Cheek” are HOT!!:eek: :eek: :eek: