Next PRIDE card headliner
Saku
Vs.
Mr. Sparkle
I don’t get mad.
I get stabby.
lol
Saku
Vs.
Mr. Sparkle
Hey big cheif hows it hangin lets talk why not.
There’s your answer fish bulb 
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Do you accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle? I’m disrespectful to dirt! Can’t you see that I’m so serious?
My favorite commercial I saw in Japan had to do with Kabuki actors and cell phones. The problem is, the commercials are so freakin fast that there’s no pause between them. It’s like on long noodle-videogame-car-gizmo/gadget ad.
Jujutsu, Ninpo, Chugoku Kenpo
JAPANESE ads are freaking wierd?! You watch some American ads lately?
Okay, explain this to me; Bob Dole’s dog wants to have sex with Britney Spears and this makes me want to drink Pepsi - why?
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Chang style novice
Hmmm Your ideas are intrigueing and I wish to subscribe to your news letter.
“Do you accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle? I’m disrespectful to dirt! Can’t you see that I’m so serious?”
Bwahahahahaha
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“Senor Plow no es macho, solamente es borracho!”
(please excuse my lack on accents, tildes, and upsidedown exclamation points)
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Homer no function beer well without
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Social Worker: “So, why do you want to be a bigger brother?”
Homer’s Brain: “Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge.”
Homer: “Revenge - d’oh!”
Social Worker: “Okay.” Checks ‘revenge’ on application sheet, among options including ‘spite’ and ‘malice.’
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Homer:Shut up lisa
Lisa: I have to practice the saxaphone
Homer I’ll practice you
Lisa and Bart argue
Homer: I know how to settle this
Marge: No Kickboxing
Homer: ooh 
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Homer fantasizes about Lisa’s future…
Announcer: “Lisa Simpson wins the Nobel Prize”
Homer: “No.”
Announcer: “Lisa Simpson wins the Nobel Prize - for Kickboxing!”
Lisa: “HiYAAAAH!”
Now, I could (obviously/pathetically) stay and do this all night, but other things demand my attention. See ya later.
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Hahaha just wait until you see their TV commercials. They can make even the most manic depressed individuals laugh out loud, and enjoy life like there’s no tomorrow.
Ryu
“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”
Commercials? You should watch their gameshows!
:eek:
But the commercials are rapid-fire, in-your-face, insaaaaaaaaaane!
Bob Dole’s dog wants to have sex with britney spears because she’s hot. This makes me want to drink pepsi because…Oh, I guess you’re right.
Anyway, I think it’s cool that the fighters are treated like sports heroes in japan instead of WWF sideshow freaks.
THE KING!!!
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SEGATA SANSHIRO!!! 
“She ain’t got no muscles in her teeth.”
- Cat