It's Another Post A Quote Thread!

“BULL$HIT MISTER HAN-MAN!!”

I agree! I think that using the judo chop would round out Wing Chun very nicely! In fact there should really be a fourth empty hand form specialising in the finer points of it! And a weapons form needs to be developed for sharp-brimmed hats, too, don’t forget. Especially techniques on how to use them safely inside electricity substations. And come to think of it, does Wing Chun have secret movements specifically designed to escape from everyday situations like when you get strapped to a table and have a laser ripping up the table between your legs (as you do)? If not, what was Ng mei thinking of?!

The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation. But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 76% chance that he will end up in prison!

That quote is about yours truly, on the end of a psych evaluation (of sorts) :smiley:

“I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed” -Bruce Lee

My personal fave:

“Receive what comes. Escort what leaves. No contact, rush in”

“There are no heroes, just scared men doing the wrong thing at the right time”

“after i have finished raping all of your natural orifices i will cut new ones and have my way with those as well.”

“I don’t teach application because application doesn’t work”

-Shi Yan Ming

“The dead oak walks for love.”

Dylan Thomas