If you had one martial arts wish.....

If you had one martial arts wish what would it be?

Mine would be for my sifu to have two hot daughters who both couldn’t keep their hands off me (at the same time) :eek:

“We had a thing to settle so I did him”
Tamai, 43, was quoted by Police as saying.

Same wish as in every other area of my life - more time and discipline.


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Phoenix, wouldn’t your sifu kill you if he caught you with both of his daughters?

He wouldn’t catch me - I’m a bloody fast runner.

“We had a thing to settle so I did him”
Tamai, 43, was quoted by Police as saying.

My one m/a wish would be too fight like Jet Li does in his movies effectively (pretty as all hell, including the power to kick things weighing several tons and not hurt my foot, while causing mass destruction to all 900 of my opponents).

Yeah…or maybe to be a SuperSaiyan.

:stuck_out_tongue:

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

lmao

to be a super sayen… how good would that be. talking of wich. seriously, do the characters in DBZ have a fighting style of the common world? aside from the flying and Ki throwing? i always wondered :smiley:

Peace!

Qui semme le vent, recolte la tempete!

why your sifu’s daughters? Freak. That mean you want to do your sifu.

To live in southern california.

Free thinkers are dangerous!

to have started when I first wanted to. I saw Bruce Lee in the Green Hornet, and I was hooked-that was in '67, and I was about 10, and my parents wouldn’t let me. When I turned 15, I started hitch-hiking to train under a northern siu-lum Sifu,which went on for 2 1/2 yrs before my parents found out. I also dojo hopped for awhile, so what I really wish is to have started in a good hard-core style at 10 yrs old, and stayed with it.Now my wish is to meet Sifus whos characters are as good as their Gung-Fu.

I wish i had 2 legs (i’m missing my right one), and this way i would have good kicking ability

Ooh, starting training 20 years earlier! Good one.

Gongfu genie, that’s my second wish, if you’re listening.


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My wish is that there would be no hatred - and thus no need for martial arts whatsoever.

Hey, Huang. I don’t know if you saw it, but I was serious about burning some L. Subramaniam CDs for you if you’d like.

I mean, just in case you don’t have enough startlingly brilliant violin recordings in your life already. I’ll repeat - one of them is duets with Stephane Grappelli.


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I wish things could be the way the used to be without guns and that crap, so that it would actually take skill to fight and kill people and not just some lame ******* who can pull a trigger. I want there to be a need for martial arts again, and a greater appreciation for them.


Amitabha!!

Thanks for the offer Ch’ang Style Novice, but I can BUY my own Subramanian CDs. So I’ll accept the generosity but not the gift.

I should send you some of MY own violin playing clips, Ch’ang Style Novice. You’ll hear playing of a sort that hasn’t been heard in 100 years.

Since I can’t have that “anti-hate” wish of mine fulfilled, I’ll simply try to:

  1. become a true kung fu master
  2. open my own school
  3. be content in life.

My wish

To be Immortal.

“Life’s a great adventure, mate.”
Jacko Jackson

Here are my wishes, in succession.

  1. I want to become a grandmaster of northern Shaoling Kung Fu

  2. I want to discover that the “Chi” in Dragonball Z is really real and I will learn it from a dying Martial Arts Master.

  3. I will become all-powerful and be able to do everything that the strongest Saiyan ever did, and use it for the good of all and vanquish all evil beings on earth.

:slight_smile: Hey, it could happen. (Not)

“Damned be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and damned be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism.” - Anonymous

:slight_smile:

Huang - I’d love to hear it. I’m a fan of all kinds of music. Email me at austin@swinburn.net if you’re serious about sending me some fiddly goodness (no sound files please, I’m on dialup.)

I didn’t mean to imply that you’d be unable to buy your own stuff, just that someone as seemingly immersed in the western classical canon as yourself might not be familiar with the wonders of the Karnatic tradition.

If you’d like suggestions, I recommend

The Irresistible Dr. L. Subramaniam
Jugalbandhi Live in Geneva, with Ustad Bismillah Khan
The Violin Trio, with L. Shankar and L. Vaidyanathan
and of course,
Conversations, with Stephane Grappelli

I think all of these are available online at www.khazana.com


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I wanna be a bad ass Saiyajin prince like Vegeta, hes mean, tough and the second most powerfull (only loses to Goku).

You should say Saiyajin like in the japanese version :slight_smile:

Gogeta is my favourite in Dbz, for those that dont know he is the fusion of Goku and Vegeta.
Wich person on the forum would you like to fuse to?

FU-SION!
HA!


I am the great grandmaster and Soke of RoShamBo south park style.
“I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can and then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can.”

http://www.kolumbus.fi/kick/downloads/videos/roshambo.htm