# I went out with a black belt in TKD . . .

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**Created:** [January 20, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/i-went-out-with-a-black-belt-in-tkd/25045 "2004-01-20T14:49:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Judge\_Pen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/judge_pen/32/409_2.png) [@Judge\_Pen](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Judge_Pen)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/i-went-out-with-a-black-belt-in-tkd/25045/41 "2004-01-26T22:56:07Z")

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So we went on a second date . . .

. . . and we decide to work out. She shows me some of her forms and I show her some of mine. Then we spar: She’s bouncing around with her hands low because I’m not supposed to punch the the head. Then she throws multiple kicks because I’m not supposed to charge, throw, sweep or disrupt her root. Given those parameters, her TKD was pretty good.

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**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/i-went-out-with-a-black-belt-in-tkd/25045/42 "2004-01-26T23:28:30Z")

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Sport vs fighting.

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**Author:** ![anton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@anton](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/anton)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/i-went-out-with-a-black-belt-in-tkd/25045/43 "2004-01-27T00:44:26Z")

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Re: So we went on a second date . . .

> Originally posted by EmptyCup   
> [B]jump tall buildings in a single bound? no that was superman…

oh well I got another link too. too good to waste.. so I’ll post it anyways so we can all be educated on the history of flowering men

[http://www.hwarangdo.com/hrd1.htm](http://www.hwarangdo.com/hrd1.htm) [/B]

'Hwa Rang Do® “The way of the Flowering Manhood” or “The art of the Flower Knights,” ’ Which translation do you prefer?

> Originally posted by Judge Pen   
> I’m not supposed to […]disrupt her root. Given those parameters, her TKD was pretty good.

It might be good, but given that particular parameter it might get real boring real quick. Just thank God you don’t practice “The way of the Flowering Manhood” or your repertoir would really be limited by that rule.

muahahaha, let the sexual inuendo continue!

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/i-went-out-with-a-black-belt-in-tkd/25045/44 "2004-01-27T01:53:11Z")

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Re: I went out with a black belt in TKD . . .

> Originally posted by Judge Pen   
> . . . and we were talking martial arts. The type of TKD she takes allows you to kick to the head, but not puch to the head and she’s never heard of a sweep. WTF?

I more or less started with tkd myself…and I’m hearin ya! It seriously blows me away that I can see tkd black belts and supposed masters giving demos and in comps and lil old me..never fails to find the gap??? wtf is an understatement! Can’t knock it for a ftwk base…but wouldn’t count on it…if ya hearin me:eek:

Oh and by the way..if you have nothing informative to say..I highly recommend sex and smut…no one will ever know the difference 😉

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