This calls for our own separate forum so we don’t have to associate with the rabble here.
We can make it invitation only, charge a bunch of money for those we do let in and sit back and contemplate our next adaptation.
Also, this morning when I was taking my post-coffee morning crap…I think I realized I was the Buddha.
speaking of the post coffee crap have i told you of the ancient chinese martial art of hu flung pu? i’ll give you a second to think about that one. (gross) but the practitioner needs a good sense of balistics and tragectories and what not. also the super secret internal art or bo-ring which involves swaying back and forth slowly and then slowly, calmly and soothing talking about the most disinteresting thing you can think of until the oponent is lulled into a deep sleep. True masters spend hours meditating on what to discuss and it often involves what they watched on PBS the night before). ok thats all i got i will stop posting crap and go train more.
you guys are strange here. i just want to know opinions on styles. i can travel anywhere in canada to US. please tell me quality teachers i should seek. they do not have to be close to me. i travel frequently with my job. i go to LA, NY, to Tampa Bay, other states and BC and Quebec in Canada with advertising.
platypus? vampire bat? hedgehog?
HA!
your puny styles are no match for the greatest fighting art ever conceived by the mind of man…
an art based on the fighting style of the deadliest killer…
the most perfectly adapted precision killing machine nature has ever crafted…
the unstoppable
VIRUS!
yes, my Bird Flu Pai shall defeat you all! if I can ever learn how to make it spread between humans that is…
until then BEWARE!
off topic goodness
lmao… 
this is why i love this forum.
do you often travel to the same places? as to be able to set up a continual study program with a good teacher.
http://www.usashaolintemple.com/
you mentioned NY here is a good place to train.
new person
This may be what detracted the thread. Hieronim is the only person who is better at the interrupting thread ability than me. But h., if you wanna talk movies, sheeit, I do that in my sleep. Amazon has a much better review of that flick. It’s written by some crazy dude who thinks he knows everything about kung fu, and obviously knows nothing. And he is also the worst writer I have ever had to read, not me.
I still can’t figure out how to underline it, I WILL FIGURE IT OUT ONE DAY!!! Or I will just start beaking all the computers I see.
IT GOT UNDERLINED!!!, do you just copy and paste, and that does it?
tak you. I will check them out when I go to NY.
Try Lama Pai In NYC-
Just Google it or look for Sifu Ross on this site. I resd into it and I think it’s totally worth it.
Is five minutes of convulsive laughter part of the cardio?