I took the link from the Kung Fu training and health forum. Here are the conditions: You are in an alley with your back against the wall. There is limited space so you can’t run away. So you have to take this guy out. Oh yeah no weapons, and you are conveniently wearing loose clothes. This reminds me of that Jackie Chan movie where he fought all those wrestlers.
Go for the Ballz and eyes for a start, any other opinions? If I could, I’d just beg for mercy.
-FJ
Just because someone is big doesn’t mean they are unbeatable. Besides, if he’s having a lot of trouble with 'rhoids then he won’t be that hard to take out anyway.
Failing that, beg for mercy then sucker punch him in any one of these tried and true places: temple, throat, eyes, nose, solar plexus, groin. You’ll be able to get away from the rhoid monster then.
attack weak points viciously .. eyes, throat, knees, ankels, groin, ears (actually doesn’t take much to completely pull it off or so i have heard) . ..
get the fu ck away from the wall as soon as possible. if running still isn’t an option, or you don’t want to run, work your mobility against his. attack at weak angles. . keep your side to him if you can to give him as little of a target as possible . .. whatever you do don’t stand right in front of him and just duke it out unless you want to lose for some reason.
this is probably a stylistic preference but i would want to drop my hight as low as possible without sacraficing too much mobility. when in tight i would drop even lower. most big guys like that arent kickers so it makes sense to me to give him a little less to punch plus i’m going to wan’t all the stability and root i can get.
Just tell him you heard most rhoid monsters are in actuality little momma-boys at heart who are also trying to get over the fact their daddies didn’t spend enough quality time with them.
When he breaks down to cry at his shame and humility of being found out, crush his temple with an elbow and lay him flat out. Then you can urinate on him at your convenience before going about your life.
Well, if I was a ninja I’d climb the wall and then vanish.
Otherwise, I’d challenge him to a one legged squatting contest. He can squat way over twice his bodyweight and I bet he couldn’t do 1 or 2 one legged squats (keeping your heel on the ground, please, Matt Furey style).
Then, when he was beaten cuz he couldn’t do any, I’d be like “yeah, now who’s the pùssy?”
only once did someone try to bully my dad when he was little. my dad beat him up, tied him up, then pissed on him.
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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish
Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled “Hm.” regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
He is very big and strong. But can his ear grow muscle enough to take a good hook punch? I don’t think so. There are many striking points on the body that are always vunerable. There is no need to limit yourself to just a few specialized techniques.
Also, does this man actually train to fight? He might actually suck. He may land a few good hits but would lose overall due to poor movement. It not enough just to be stong. You also have to be skilled.
I like the idea of the low stance. This guy couldn’t kick, but you’d still have to be careful he didn’t flop on you a la E. Honda. Another tactic might be to make him fall over somehow, any ideas? His balance couldn’t be that great.
-FJ
