Here's a new one, Master Pan Qing Fu vs. Master Chan Poi

Nothing could penetrate the denseness of Rolls head.

“Americans don’t have the courage to come here,” Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban who right about now is getting jiggy with his first of 70 virgins.

“Are you guys ready? Let’s roll.” Last words of Todd Beamer heard over his mobile line right before rushing a hijacker.

Hey Ralek, would you like me to print out your post and show it to Master Pan?

One of my best friends studies kung fu with Master Pan. At your request, I will take your post and forward it to Master Pan through this student of his.

In the near future, I’ll probably meet Pan Qing Fu myself. I can forward your challenge to him directly if you wish.

If you don’t respond to this, I’ll interpret your silence as COWARDICE.

Sure. Show it to Pan. Whoever this guy is he sounds way over-rated. I’m sure i could easily beat him. You guys give a bunch of mystical mumbo jumbo to anyone who is chinese and old.

I would have to go easy on him since he’s so old. I would beat him without hurting him.

But you need to tell him that i can’t travel to Canada. That would be impossible for me. I might get lost and end up in Mexico or something.

I am the Grand Ultimate Fist

Me a coward?

Why would i be running around and meeting people in challenge matches that i don’t even know if i’m a coward? I’ve fought/sparred 2 people so far. And i plan on fighting more people in challenge matches.

I am the Grand Ultimate Fist

Stupid troll.

I shall print out your posts and give them to my friend, who’ll likely give them directly to Master Pan.

[This message was edited by HuangKaiVun on 10-14-01 at 05:39 AM.]

I just realized belatedly that you have been SOUNDLY DEFEATED by Pan, Ralek.

I won’t bother printing out your posts since you’re too afraid to jump on a bus to go fight him. That’s cowardice 100%.

Besides, the legal ramifications of Pan putting you in the hospital or worse are something I wish to spare you AND Master Pan AND KFO from.

Ralek is defeated - yet again.

Pan in Maryland

Hey Hung,

Doesn’t Chan regularly attend any of the three or four competitions that take place in Maryland?

:slight_smile:

Merciless is Mercy.

Huang. I hate to burst your bubble but the fight has not happened yet. I know I hurt all the kung fu guy’s feelings when i KO’d the taijiquan instructor. But please don’t lose your composure.

I will go easy on pan. I won’t hut him. I’ll just use my superior skill to control him and make him give up.

No one can beat me. I defeated taijiquan “grand ultimate fist in chinese”. If i can beat the ultimate kung fu style then i can surely beat this Pan guy and his weak kung fu.

I am the Grand Ultimate Fist

ROTFLMAO

"I will go easy on pan. I won’t hut him. I’ll just use my superior skill to control him and make him give up.

No one can beat me."

“This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you’ll never follow me”

I think they will come together, team up and beat the living poop out of you for suggesting they would fight each other… :smiley:

Meanwhile back in Reality

Prana get real. Here is ralek’s post:

“Where does the the Pan guy live? I would happily shatter the false unrealistic image surrounding master pan.
Someone said he was close to me? I’ll fight him.
I am the Grand Ultimate Fist”

“This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you’ll never follow me”

oh I didnt realise the other dude was in fact our Ralek !!! :stuck_out_tongue:

>I’ve fought/sparred 2 people so far.<

I’ll sleep much better tonight and feel safer knowing that. :rolleyes: