I don’t remember if anyone has posted this website or not..but it’s hilarious!!!
~Wen~
Yeah…
I actually filled the form for some of his services, but then i realized it went nowhere.
Hahaha, that’s hilarious. Check out the “Contract”. It asks if you’re male or female, and if you’re male you’re supposed to skip the next section, but if you’re a female you’re supposed to answer the following questions: Measurements, marital status, number of children, skills/hobbies, astrological sign, and sexual preference/experience.
briliant 
LoL