Hardwork108 and lkmfdc

Drake: Take my fu jow!!!

HSK: OK…(sounds of each of drake’s fingers breaking in hsk’s death grip)

Drake: Ow, oh god, someone help me! ow, that wasn’t good! Oh lord, why did you give me a diarrhea mouth, cause i can’t stop talking s hit? :wink:

HSK: give your other muthaphukkin hand fool, just in case you try one of you Fu Jow’s on me again!!! ( more sounds of drake screaming bloody murdah!)

Drake: Awww god, you didn’t have to do THAT!!! I need that finger!!!

HSK: walks away with drake’s middle finger in mouth, chompin away at it!

[QUOTE=hskwarrior;918779]Drake: Take my fu jow!!!

HSK: OK…(sounds of each of drake’s fingers breaking in hsk’s death grip)

Drake: Ow, oh god, someone help me! ow, that wasn’t good! Oh lord, why did you give me a diarrhea mouth, cause i can’t stop talking s hit? :wink:

HSK: give your other muthaphukkin hand fool, just in case you try one of you Fu Jow’s on me again!!! ( more sounds of drake screaming bloody murdah!)

Drake: Awww god, you didn’t have to do THAT!!! I need that finger!!!

HSK: walks away with drake’s middle finger in mouth, chompin away at it![/QUOTE]

Clearly you have forgotten that I can shoot lasers out of my eyes…

Clearly…you are unaware that my CLF has given my kills which make me a nightmare for people like you! MY CLF has caused me to be impervious to laser rays…HA…eyeball lasers! very outdated technology! sheesh!

How on earth did all this start in the first place?
What’s with the “Two Year Grand Master” and “Disowning Sifu” stuff?
Why does it matter what other forum someone was on?
Why does it matter if someone reveals their real name on the internet?
Why does it matter if someone on the internet thinks that your personal skill is of a certain level or that your chosen style has merit or not?
Is it really important to retaliate against every immature jibe with more vitriolic posts?
I was under the impression that one of the great benefits of martial arts practice was becoming confident and disciplined. If you are so insecure that you feel you must viciously defend against the most minor and meaningless of insults from people who have no way of making actual evaluations of you in the first place…it would appear that you have missed something in your training along the way.

Oh, and Taryn, you might want to wait for the hugs until these guys calm down a little. Wouldn’t want to get any of that testosterone-poisoned sweat all over your nice plate mail :smiley:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any MORE ridiculous…

[shakes head in disgust]

[QUOTE=Lama Pai Sifu;918875]Just when you thought it couldn’t get any MORE ridiculous…

[shakes head in disgust][/QUOTE]

I see you missed the thread where merely uttering the phrase “loose and whippy” got me a half-page of threats and insults.

[QUOTE=Drake;918878]I see you missed the thread where merely uttering the phrase “loose and whippy” got me a half-page of threats and insults.[/QUOTE]

Mike might be loose

but he certainly isn’t whippy! :mad:

this means WAR!

[QUOTE=lkfmdc;918881]Mike might be loose

but he certainly isn’t whippy! :mad:

this means WAR![/QUOTE]

Too late. Frank flew down here… came in, mumbled something about “mercy killings”, and then sow choy’ed my head clean off.

This is actually my disembodied spirit talking.

so he sow’ed what you had reaped? :wink:

and the sow’er reaps all the rewards :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Lama Pai Sifu;918875]Just when you thought it couldn’t get any MORE ridiculous…[/QUOTE]thinking that ridiculousness has a limit is just outright ridiculous. :smiley:

munches some cornchips and sips some green tea

you gotta admit there is never a boring moment in here.

munch munch

love the imagery :stuck_out_tongue:

Gulp Gulp as i chugalug my sodapop!

[QUOTE=hskwarrior;918900]love the imagery.[/quote]imagine that…

Gulp Gulp as i chugalug my sodapop!
ewwww… sodapop? you know you can clean your toilet with that stuff? my mom left a bottle of pepsi here and we kept it in the bathroom just for that purpose… :stuck_out_tongue:

that’s ok…i won’t judge you. now, get me a coke!

[QUOTE=lkfmdc;918767]the irony![/quote]

The irony is that people like you still post in a Kung Fu Forum.

I live about 5000 miles away from my mother, but thanks for trying.

No one is denying that there is good money to be made in kickboxing and MMA, but why are you posting (advertising this) in a kung fu forum?

That is no surprise to me because just like all Glorified Kickboxers you keep disrespectfully PIMPING the “kung fu” tag without having the slightest notion of what authentic kung fu entails.

CLOWN, the game is over… you were too stupid to not trip over your own steps

Earlier today, when you logged onto your OTHER ACCOUNT, we caught you…

now slide back into your little hole

[QUOTE=lkfmdc;919002]CLOWN, the game is over… you were too stupid to not trip over your own steps

Earlier today, when you logged onto your OTHER ACCOUNT, we caught you…

now slide back into your little hole[/QUOTE]

And your lies and deceptions continue…:rolleyes:

I love watching trolls squirm

a rather unsuccessful troll was booted from here in 2007. He hasn’t been back here since (supposedly), yet he logged back on yesterday and went directly to all your posts to “hmmmm” re-read them :rolleyes:

same ISP… what is that in “Spanish” :rolleyes:

you’re done… tick, tick, tick

[QUOTE=lkfmdc;919129]I love watching trolls squirm

a rather unsuccessful troll was booted from here in 2007. He hasn’t been back here since (supposedly), yet he logged back on yesterday and went directly to all your posts to “hmmmm” re-read them :rolleyes:

same ISP… what is that in “Spanish” :rolleyes:

you’re done… tick, tick, tick[/QUOTE]

And the desperate lies and attempts at deception continue…lol,lol,lol.