# Had to use BJJ on my brother this past weekend **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [February 11, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443 "2002-02-11T11:14:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KnightSabre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@KnightSabre](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/KnightSabre)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/1 "2002-02-11T11:14:10Z")
This past weekend we celabrated my brothers 21st birthday. It was one pretty wild house party. We started off playing some drinking games,I developed a mean headache and went to lie down in one of the rooms. While I was lying down my brother and some of his mates started drinking Spiced Gold and Coke through a funnel,they ran out of coke and started doing straight Spiced Gold (about 40% alc). This obviously made them very drunk,very quickly. At the party was a girl that my brother “new” from before and she started giving him hassles. While he was bending over pukeing,she kicked him into the flower bed. After that she started telling him he’s a \*\*\*\* and he’s treating her badly etc. I was still lying down when I heard a cammotion going on outside,I wasn’t sure if it was just some guys having fun or if it was something serious. I decided to go and check. When I got outside I saw that one of the front windows from my brothers car was smashed,I then heard alot of shouting and swearing and saw my brother walking with this girl behind him and they were clearly arguing. I heard her taunting him to hit her,he sayed he doesn’t hit girls but hits cars,at which point he ran up and punched out another window. two of his friends tried to restrain him but he threw them arround.My brother is a rugby player and is about 6’3 and over 200.I moved in and clinched with him to control him,I moved him to a grass area and then swept him to take him down,I mounted him and controlled his arms while speaking to him in a calm voice, the girl was still there taunting him to make him madder ,I told her to get lost in not so pretty words and then sent someone for towels(his arms were bleeding from the glass). I finally calmed him down enough to get him inside clean his wounds (pretty deep) and put him to bed. I was glad that I could use my training to control and not injure someone I love,I could have used my striking training but what would that have helped. It’s amazing how crazy a girl can make a guy go. ---
**Author:** ![Sharky](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sharky/32/15_2.png) [@Sharky](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Sharky)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/2 "2002-02-11T12:16:47Z")
he should have just hit her. ---
**Author:** ![jon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/jon/32/206_2.png) [@jon](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/jon)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/3 "2002-02-11T12:20:12Z")
KnightSabre You are a very brave and smart man, my hat go’s off to you. Very nicely handled. I cant deal with anyone like the way you discribe this girl, i have enough brains not to encourage people i cant beat to hit me and i have NO respect for anyone who cant do the same. You did a good thing and it sounds like your training has really paid off:D ---
**Author:** ![LEGEND](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@LEGEND](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/LEGEND)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/4 "2002-02-11T14:14:28Z")
Girls will \*\*\*\* u up if u let them! Tell your brother to tell this HO to get loss or else u talk to Mr. Gotti. ---
**Author:** ![KnightSabre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@KnightSabre](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/KnightSabre)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/5 "2002-02-11T14:21:08Z")
Jon, thanks for the kind words. LOL at Legend and Sharky ---
**Author:** ![Ryu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ryu/32/60_2.png) [@Ryu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ryu)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/6 "2002-02-11T14:29:25Z")
So much of this kind of thing can be avoided all together if people stop playing “drinking games” for the sole purpose to get drunk. :rolleyes: Ryu ---
**Author:** ![KnightSabre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@KnightSabre](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/KnightSabre)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 2:44pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/7 "2002-02-11T14:44:18Z")
Ryu, I hear you. Unfortunately my brothers at the stage in his life where he wants to party,get drunk,meet girls etc. I’d hate to know what would have happenned if I wasn’t there that night. ---
**Author:** ![Yung\_Apprentice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/yung_apprentice/32/223_2.png) [@Yung\_Apprentice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Yung_Apprentice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/8 "2002-02-11T15:04:39Z")
Judging by how big your bro sounds, he’d been punching thru freakin busses next!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Wiley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sam\_Wiley](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Sam_Wiley)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/9 "2002-02-11T16:57:42Z")
Sounds to me like your brother met the wrong girl. IMO, he should tell her to take a hike. I’ve never kicked someone over while they were puking. That’s just mean, man. I’ve used my art to break up fights before. It sucks having to be the one to straighten things out, but if it needs to be done… Good show, though, Knightsabre. Maybe you should have a little talk with your brother and explain to him the error of his ways. And also that he could find a better girl? ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/10 "2002-02-11T18:38:45Z")
how the \*\*\*\* did he punch threw a car window??? Tha’t aint real izzit? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jesper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jesper](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/jesper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/11 "2002-02-11T21:08:14Z")
Hate these kind of girls ☹ When I was younger I was going out with a friend of mine. Well he met this girl and started to flirt with her. Me I was left with her not so attractive friend, you know rings in the nose, dark makeup and such. So I got bored real fast and told my friend I was bored and wanted to go to another place. Suddenly this FU girl slaps me. At first im a little shocked, and being slightly drunk I didnt react in time. Well I tell her to stop slapping me, and she then immediatly tries to slap me again but I parry it and slaps her back. By now im pretty angry and warns her not to come close to me, and then starts to walk away. But now her friend butts in and try to kick me in the b…, so out of pure instinct I legparry her and gives her an elbow in the face. Then I turn to the first girl and give her a straight blast too. When I see They are both down unconscious, I decide enough is enough and leave. I really hate these girls who think they can get away with hitting men, just because they are girls. ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/12 "2002-02-11T21:36:42Z")
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ---
**Author:** ![Water\_Dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ad7895/32.png) [@Water\_Dragon](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Water_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/13 "2002-02-11T21:42:27Z")
> Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity > what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? I don’t know. She obviously didn’t listen the first two times 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Wiley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sam\_Wiley](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Sam_Wiley)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/14 "2002-02-11T21:46:44Z")
Oh God, that joke is SOOOO mean! Jesper, You ELBOWED a girl in the FACE?! Jesus Christ! I know jumping the grenade isn’t fun, but you don’t have to beat the crap out of them! Oh, BTW, “jumping the grenade,” is when a guy in a group takes the ugly girl from the group of girls so everyone gets paired up and laid. Just so people know. ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/15 "2002-02-11T21:46:54Z")
haha .. that’s as good as the actual punch line. maybe even a little better. the answer is: nothing. you done told her twice. i love that joke. i have told it to my girlfriend at least once a week for the past couple years since i heard it. i think it’s another reason she hates me but i never get tired of it. ---
**Author:** ![DelicateSound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/delicatesound/32/188_2.png) [@DelicateSound](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/DelicateSound)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/16 "2002-02-11T21:59:26Z")
Re: Hate these kind of girls ☹ > Originally posted by jesper > I legparry her and gives her an elbow in the face. Then I turn to the first girl and give her a straight blast too. When I see They are both down unconscious, I decide enough is enough and leave. Aw man. Whilst I do agree that b!tchy girls need putting down a peg, in my town, the whole bar would kick your ass. They’d put you up on the wall Han Solo style, with a little plaque: "Here lies Jesper, who thought he could straight blast a couple of chicks. He died in a brutal and violent way, as circa 67 people pounded his face into the earth. Jesper: 1969 - 2002. May he Rest in Eternal Torture." 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ryu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ryu/32/60_2.png) [@Ryu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ryu)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/17 "2002-02-12T00:03:06Z")
Sounds like my kinda bar. I gotta remember the plaque thing for next time though… Ryu ---
**Author:** ![red\_fists](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/red_fists/32/251_2.png) [@red\_fists](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/red_fists)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/18 "2002-02-12T00:12:27Z")
Hi KnightSabre. Personally, I must say that I would NOT praise you for what you did. You being the older Person here should have exerted more control over your Brothers 21st Birthday Party and the ongoings. Yes, I know 21 is a big thing in SA, lived down there long enough. But in the first place the Party should have never gotten to that stage, nor shouldhave People become that intoxicated. Yes, that girl was annoying, but than a lot of SA women grated on my Nerves. Again, I say you are his elder and should have made sure that his 21st was a more memorable occasion. Coming of age is important and should not be associated with hangovers, broken things and fighting. ---
**Author:** ![Ryu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ryu/32/60_2.png) [@Ryu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ryu)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/19 "2002-02-12T00:20:05Z")
Finally… Red\_fists, I like your style. Cheers. (…man now you guys got me saying it too…) Ryu ---
**Author:** ![Ryu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ryu/32/60_2.png) [@Ryu](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ryu)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443/20 "2002-02-12T00:28:26Z")
red\_fists, check your Private Messages. Ryu [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/had-to-use-bjj-on-my-brother-this-past-weekend/9443.md?page=2)