Last night, my friends threw me a surprise party where a couple of Taiwanese gave me some Buddhist items, etc. as presents. One girl gave me a pair of black nunchaku (the only type of kung fu weapon I actually have skill with 
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Anyway I went outside to show them a demo, and afterwards all the Chinese girls were clapping and telling me that I had good âkung fuâ
Reminded me of you guys.
Ryu
How many numbers did you get?
Ryu - It always seems that you are surrounded by friendly, sexy, kinky oriental girls.
WHERE THE **** DO YOU LIVE MAN!!!
I can move, really I can.
Congrats. A fellow Judo man with good Kung Fu!! Paul Vunak would be impressed.
Well I already have their numbers, but donât get too excited because unfortunately these particular girls had boyfriends.
Ryu
Yeah but Paul Vunak may not know if my kung fu is still good anymoreâŚ
Yeah well, umâŚwe can come visit you and kick there asses and you get all the girls.
Anyway I went outside to show them a demo, and afterwards all the Chinese girls were clapping and telling me that I had good âkung fuâ
Next time make sure your fly is done up, you are embarassing their boyfriends.
Talking about girlsâŚ
One mighty be wondering why i dont post for 7 days, i was a the ***** (beach).
Hottie count never been this high, i was impressed 
All kinds of ho, young ho, blond ho, brunete hoâŚ
I was so pumped i almost started singing to the tune of:
âEverywhere i go, i see the same ho, everywhere i go, i see the same ho!â
Besides that i also seen i whole bunch of asian people wich is kinda rare here in south. I can bet my private parts that most of them were tourists from Sao Paulo.
Uhhhh, OK:p
But Xebsball, youâve said only 3 girls have ever looked at your genitals when you had clothes on, so it donât matter about how many hos there are.
So what are you saying
all the girls were clapping and telling me that I had good âkung fuâ
Reminded me of you guys.
Iâm sure that dude stacey, iâm sure heâs proud you thought of us:)
Im jealous, not 
I had kinky saix with kinky sai xy hot asian babe last nite.. Itâs all good baby, all good
hmm, maybe I should delete that b4 anyone sees my horrible spelling 
Yeah, go ahead make fun of the manâŚ
The man may got no more respect but he still have his hands so having babes to check out is always a plus.
Besides that i came up with a great plan called âthe great 4â.
Xebsball- I donât know how you canât score in Brazil, I tried for like 2 days to not get laid and it didnât work:confused:
I was at this party with some latina girls and some of their boys and then we went out side and I gave them a demo, did some shadow boxing and the boys clapped and all said âyou have good boxingâ.
Iâm as cool as Ryu and I like to brag about myself also.
Now you can all worship me like you do Ryu!
man, am i regretting speaking out on your behalf. [sigh]
stuart b.
Boxerchick, Its obvious they were speaking in broken english. They were saying âYou have good boxingâ, but they werenât thinking boxing, the sport, but using the noun box, or package, and trying to turn it into a verb.
What they were saying is that you have a large package, for a woman.
They can have no other gods before me.
Ryu :rolleyes:
:mad: :mad:
Yea, dinasty, thats cos youre not the fat and quiet type like me
If you ever see a overweight dude flip out its cos he is a ninja or he doesnt score.