I read someone’s signature & it said “Wing Chun men do it with sticky hands” and I laughed my ass off. Can anybody else come up with some good ones?
Thai Boxers do it in the ring
Boxers do it with a mouthguard
BJJ’ers do it from the mount
Wing Chunners do it straight up the middle
Tae Kwon Do’ers do it with their feet
Wrestlers do it on the mat
Aikido people do it from the circle
Karate people do it from the hips
Tai Chi people do it with correct breathing
Etc etc etc…
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Make us all laugh!
“Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can’t run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won’t last!”
Ok we have two guys in shorts with no previous argument fighting over a BELT… Give em some pants first. Maybe they could fight over the girl who holds up the round card or something?
you cant win all the time but you cant always lose either…
Internal guys do it with qi
External guys do it with brute force
Grapplers do it on the ground
Tae Bo-ers do it to music
Shaolin do-ers do it over 900 different ways (no offence to the SD people)
Drunken Kung Fu’ers sometimes can’t do it (the evil brewers droop)
Thugs do it with baseball bats
Shintaido people don’t really seem to do it at all…
Kyokushin people do it with an “osu”
William Cheung does it traditionally
Jeet Kune Do’ers do it with the lead hand
MMA’s do it any way they possibly can
Judoka do it according to the rules
The Karate kid does it with only one leg on the ground
Ninjas do it for money
Samurai do it for honour
Koppo people do it really painfully
Dim Mak people had best do it carefully
“Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can’t run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won’t last!”
Osama does it in a cave… lol. Wrestlers do it with chairs. (‘Proffesional’)
“Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me…” - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.
“Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me…” - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.
