Excuse me while I cry...

$140 for this piece of cr@p!!!

At least no one’s bid yet.

Iron

Wing chun world is full of crap. But folks dont always know how to make distinctions. Someone will probably buy it.
Of course as PT Barnum knew- a sucker is born every minute!

Excellent find, Iron!

“One of a kind. A rare item.”

Wow, that must make it very valuable!

“Built to fit the true warrior.”

What part of his anatomy is it meant to fit though? :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s not like the one’s you see in catalogs at all. "

Really? What’s wrong with the catalogs? :confused:

"This Wooden Dummy stands alone. "

Wow, lucky there’s not a whole family of them standing together. :eek:

“It has been said that with a good foundation nothing crumbles.”

Yes, but I don’t think they were thinking of this dummy when they said that. :smiley:

“The Dummy has been designed to withstand battles of pure fun.”

LOL! I’ve heard that line somewhere before!

"Do you want fame? Then this is the tool for you. "

Yeah, movie stars will flock to meet you. People will stop you in the street asking for your autograph. You’ll have to fight them off. Battles of pure fun! :cool:

"If want fast hands, develop them with this well planned, portable, mobile wooden dummy. "

Develop fast hands by hiding it away in a flash before you’d be caught dead with it when visitors call! :smiley:

I almost didn’t buy one…

but then I saw the Superman logo! I’m buying two!

Like I said before:

This is your dummy-

http://www.woodendummy.net/images/fulldummy.jpg

This is your dummy tripping out on drugs / LSD and other narcotics-

http://www.superwoodendummy.com/My_Files0012.jpg

A wooden dummy is a terrible thing to waste!

Peace!
:smiley:
Mokujin

Huuughhh!..:eek: The only thing missing is the line…“Take… me… to… your… master!”…(In a strange robotic voice) :wink:

Haha :slight_smile:

Iron