ALL HAIL THE COMING OF ASIA THE INVINCIBLE, EMPORER OF BAJI!!! 
Hello, Ni Hao, OI!, etc
Asia: Long time lurker first time poster.
Group: “Hi Asia”
Many know me from other boards and I figured I would finally pop on in for a chat or two. Look forward to some good discussions.
Welcome aboard, Asia.
:eek: not Asia. dam Baji army is turning up everywhere.
SSSSHHHHH!
Rob,
Of course it is! It is a non profit organization set on world domination under the banner of Baji! Think of us as the Red Cross with a more realistic goal!
hey asia,
read a lot of your posts at cyberkwoon. nice to have you over here.
stuart b.
ack!
We’re doomed… 
Howdy!
So, you’re named Asia after the “superband”, right?
It was the heat of the moment! (It shone in your eyes!)
“It is a non profit organization set on world domination under the banner of Baji!”
I thought it was a ruthless terrorist organization determined to take over the world.
No, wait… that’s Cobra. Sorry.
You did well in Cyberkwoon but this is a whole another story man.
Here things are real tuff
Yeah, you have more than just other kung fu people to deal with. There’s the deadly humping weiner dog, several members who post in versions of english for the contextually impaired, and, worst of all, the Canadians.
So, you’re named Asia after the “superband”, right?
No it was given to me in college after a man who castrated himself to gain ultimate power in kungfu and was portrayed in the movie by the sexy Bridgete Lin and…Hey when you put it like that it does sound really scary!!!:eek: )(But I still have some of Asia’s old albums!)
You did well in Cyberkwoon but this is a whole another story man.
“Wait’ll they get a load of me!”-Jack Nicholson
Pretty much some it up!!!
and, worst of all, the Canadians
Thats OK, but NO ASSUSIES, Right!!! ( HEY WULUNG FUFU!!! YOU THERE?!?!?!)
Asia the invincible here?
Hahahahaha
You are a fool Asia, you have come to my world now, tour Baji zombies are useless against my Shaolin staff!(Looking for evil laugh button).
You are a fool Asia, you have come to my world now, tour Baji zombies are useless against my Shaolin staff!(Looking for evil laugh button).
Ah SD,
We have a new battleground!!! Beware for the Baji Army grows stronger by day and we got these really cool berets so be afraid. (**** it who orderd PINK berets. Stupid zombies can’t get anything right!!!)
good to see you here,
should be intersting.
:rolleyes:
Baji World Order? Hmm. Sounds feasible, if not likely, but we shouldn’t just go around saying that or everybody’ll be doing Baji. Can’t have that, can we?
The Baji revolution is a foolish and weak attempt to overthrow the Shaolin Dynasty. Shaolin has already established it’s self as the ultimate martial arts empire and it grows everyday. The dynasty will use it’s incredible powers to crush the revolution and send you fools back to Emei Shan!
p.s. Asia lost our previous internet mudslinging challenge, he just doesn’t have the endurance.
Oh yeah I should point out this is an ongoing joke between Asia and me. Some of you are like “duh, we aren’t stupid” but some people say similar stuff on this board and mean it. What’s up with that? 
Baji World Order? Hmm. Sounds feasible, if not likely, but we shouldn’t just go around saying that or everybody’ll be doing Baji. Can’t have that, can we?
Err DD that’s the POINT of the BWO. BAJI World Order!!! Of course we want everyone doing baji but it will be survival of the fittest, that means no wimps (the real reason SD is trying to stop me!!!) The shaolin couldn’y even protect there precious temples!!! HA Some Dynasty!!!
p.s. Asia lost our previous internet mudslinging challenge, he just doesn’t have the endurance.
WHAT!!! SD your delusional! I was clearlly up on the “Yo Momma…” jokes!!!