Any of you guys have any success with the Deer Exercise? I just printed it off line, and I want to try it soon.
Any problems with it, or unexpected benefits?
I just practice basic horizontal sensitivity training on a regular basis.
Basic horizontal sensitivity training…er, ok.
Please explain. Or are you trying to be funny?
Sometimes it is referred to in it’s ancient form called “Farmer pushing the wheelbarrow”. 
What the hell is Deer Exercise?
And where the hell do you get it?
And what the hell?
hell.
ewallace - actually I think its called Man Riding Bicycle.
Or Couple Riding Hobby Horse, Doing the Horizontal Bop (music optional, preferrably not Yanni or John Tesh - you don’t want to fall asleep or vomit during sex)
Yenhoi - The Deer Exercise is a way to build up the tissues of the sexual organs. I believe there is an exercise for both men and women, but the one for men increases semen production and increases control over ejaculations. It’s pretty involved, so I can’t really go into details here. Read the Tao of Sexology. It will explain it further.
yenhoi made me spill my coke
Good sh.it
Well…
Goodnight Everybody!!!
Badger
Oh.
Kinda like the ‘love rod’ and ‘pleasure temple’ stuff I found on the net one time when I looked up female ************.
Cool.
Is it part of that whole taoist controlled discharge thing?
Deer Exercise
I’ve tried the deer exercise before, it’s traditionally used to increase semen production. For the average person, though, it puts you in the mood more often, so you’ll be running around acting like Austin Powers all the time, :eek: There’s also the deer exercise for women, too, it’s supposed to do the same thing. I tried it for a while, I didn’t seem to notice a great increase in desire or production, but I was pretty active at the time anyways. African Tiger, I’m not sure if you wanna do this exercise if you’re gonna try and move slow with your Romanian lady friend that you mentioned in the other post, :eek:
Att: Wufupaul
The skinhead from “Some Kind of Wonderful” was named Duncan, not Duff.
“Hey, I didn’t know Jenn’s lived in henhouse. It must be a henhouse because all I see is chickensh1t!”
“I think it is safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.”
Doh!
Thanks, Stranger, you’re right, I just watched it again. That’s what I get for trying to post it from memory, Oh, send me your address again, and I’ll send you that info. I lost your contact info when excite switched servers.
I learned the deer exercise about 5 years ago from a taoist monk named Kwan Sihung. It was a part of the 5 Animals Play chi gung set. It was a short form, I remember some of the basic movements, but probably couldnt do it correctly with breathing etc. I thought it was kind of silly when I learned it, and I never practiced it much afterwards (it really was weird, like jumping around making antler postures with your hands, makes me laugh just thinking about it), but it was pretty good exercise, leg & torso workout, kind of like doing a tan tui set.
I don’t know if thats the same deer excersize you were talking about. If I had known that it was supposed to give my schlong super powers, I would have kept practicing the crazy thing!
Not quite, Mutant. It is a Taoist art, but it is hardly considered Qi Gung. I’m really not sure where it falls into the Taoist arts.
It pretty much (and I know I’m gonna be censored like crazy) involves warming the hands and placing one warmed hand onto the scrotum, and rubbing your pelvis - slightly above the Tan Tien - with the other.
The second part of the exercise is tightening the anal muscles, which I would assume involves the puebococx (sp) as well. The ultimate result would be controlling ejaculation, and increasing sperm production.
WuFu - just saving it for future reference, should my friend and I grow that close
Bahahaha ROFLMFAO!!!
Now thats funny
That’s even weirder than the sh!t that I learned, i was WAY off!
hehehe…
There’s another name for that excercise, has something to do with a monkey, not a deer…don’t worry, I heard that it won’t really make you go blind, thats an old wife’s tale.
Have fun with that Romanian chick!!! 
i thought that was called “choking the chicken”???
david
No no no…in all civilized circles it is referred to as “scrubbing the carrot”.
Viddy well, little brothers…viddy well.
No, no no! Blessing the Bishop! Five Fingers of Funk, the Five Knuckle Shuffle on the Pi$$ Pump! Fist of Fury!
Funny, there is an exercise in the Tao of Sexology that resembles…er, self love. It’s a strengthening and desensitation exercise. And for some reason, it causes you to buy special razors for your hands…
You have forced me into revealing the name of the Ultimate Technique…Shining the Helmet of the Purple Warrior!
aka Priming the Warhead of the Mighty Moisture Missile!
Keep 'em coming, lads!