Deadly Fighting Stances!

DUDE WHERE’S MY KEYS…

AREN’T THEY OVER THERE…

NO DUDE, THEY ARE RIGHT HERE…

THROW THEM OVER HERE BRO…

OK MAN, HERE YOU GO…

As far as qualifying as a whole or nothing, I’m not sure exactly what you mean. I can only base my opinions on my own experiences and observations. Lets just say I have experienced and observed a of kung fu guys who don’t spar full contact, don’t groundfight, don’t hit hard and get hit hard in return, don’t understand conditioning concepts, and spend a truckload of time practicing solo forms and stances. Based on these things, my conclusions stand as I have stated them, althou

LOL… here’s some…

Hey, I think they do this in Sweden…let me just get in position.


Is this what they call a 69?
Yeah it’s mmmmmfmffffffffmmmmmmmm


Ok, hold on… lucky I got the Kama Sutra here… I think my tongue goes here… ok, now you stick your finger thereeeeeeeyawowwwww! YEAH! THAT’S THE SPOT!!!


Yo Bubba! I gotta say, you’re one helluva good slow dancer.

Thanks! Mind if I lay my head on your shoulder?

Thats impressive.

I’m sorry your mind is flooded with homosexual acts when you see two people in combat.It’s cool to be gay, I guess.It’s not fair to impose your agenda’s on the straight population of this board.

When you’r telling one of your litle stories, here’s a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

First off, what’s wrong with homosexuals? Are you a BIGOT?

Second, I’m just having fun like you…but unlike you I don’t have an agenda. I laughed at your photos too.

Go ahead and denigrate…oops I guess I have to explain that word… hmmm… “make fun” of Kung Fu, I do too. But I will also make fun of MMAs. What’s the matter? I hurt your little feelings? PUNK!

Easy chopper

Name calling is not prudent at this juncture.I was just rattlin off a few lines..BTW, are you really a “switch hitter”?Are you the effeminant or the butchy?

When you’r telling one of your litle stories, here’s a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

Holy sh1t1

Bro, I had to post this.Absolutely hilarious.

When you’r telling one of your litle stories, here’s a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

Stop making fun of me! I’m gonna go home now!

And no, I’m not gay. Can’t you tell from my manly pic?

rofl rofl rofl

I take back everything bad I’ve ever thought about you. That was hilarious.

(the original post in this thread)

Great thread.

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a good movie.

Ryu

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

vasco de gama

If you condition yourself by doing 500 squats thats good…right??
According to Shamrock thats good,now if these guys
are going to fight like that then you have a point.
I wouldn’t fight my grandmaw from thoses stances.

But then again,you try holding that “Low Cat Stance” for ten minutes,don’t cheat!!,back straight!!

Third ground fighting pic-guy on bottoms hand looks like it could rip of that guy on tops taters,but then again, happens,and happens quick.

Still laughing about the key thing :smiley:

braden

I’m glad you enjoyed the captions.

When you’r telling one of your litle stories, here’s a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

I think I do horse stance.

We call it the air chair.Lean against a wall with your legs parralel to the ground for a couple minutes.It burns like shitfire sauce.

When you’r telling one of your little stories, here’s a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

That first post was an absolute masterpiece. I’ll be chuckling about that for the rest of the day.

Sheer Genius.

Traditional Kung fu guys really do fight out of those sheotty stances. I recently KO’d a tai chi instructor who used a stance.

I am the Grand Ultimate Fist

hahahaha

i wasd laughing my guts out, do some more!

ralek ill fight you, sick man of marylands.. :eek: im coming next year, with my Pj’s on, ive been trained in SHOGUN: TOTAL WAR on my computer, so i have a chance…lol hahahahahahahahahaha you guys hahahaha :smiley:

come & visit us!
http://home.iprimus.com.au/ykm
yaukungmun@hotmail.com

D@mn, that whole thing was funny. Do it again.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

that some funny Sheeet

If you can’t win run, run like Hell.

although that was a bit funny (the original post about the keys thing :smiley: ), I think that you live in a very small world if you think any of those are fighting stances, they are not, they are training stances that are used to develop strength, root and focus. I’d like to see you perform those stances and hold them. Do you understand all the different muscles that are being developed? do you understand the process that is occuring to the tendons and sinews by training with low stances? No? I thought not.

Horse stance against a wall??? what are ya weak?

support your own weight and gain root, no wall. using the wall for support renders the training virtually useless ergo…

Trolls…yeesh.

peace

Kung Lek

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Ralek once again making me glad he’s not banned! LOL! Perfect timing, as always.

“She ain’t got no muscles in her teeth.”

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