Damage control for NY San Da/ Sifu David Ross

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  1. I vehemently deny the misconduct with the sheep

  2. David Jamieson is not my boyfriend, though he is a well known homosexual

  3. The picture of me hanging the boy’s choir from my sack is in fact doctored, it was TWO boy’s choirs :wink:

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[QUOTE=lkfmdc;1060534]1. I vehemently deny the misconduct with the sheep

  1. David Jamieson is not my boyfriend, though he is a well known homosexual

  2. The picture of me hanging the boy’s choir from my sack is in fact doctored, it was TWO boy’s choirs ;)[/QUOTE]

Now people at work think I’m crazy. I literally laughed so hard reading this that coffee came out my nose.

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[QUOTE=MightyB;1060536]Now people at work think I’m crazy. I literally laughed so hard reading this that coffee came out my nose.[/QUOTE]

You didn’t know about Jamieson? :wink:

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It’s good that your coworkers think you’re crazy, MightyB

That way they won’t be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

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[QUOTE=GeneChing;1060543]That way they won’t be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.[/QUOTE]

That Gene, he’s a clever one, yes, he’s a naughty boy indeed

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[QUOTE=GeneChing;1060543]That way they won’t be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.[/QUOTE]

Nunchuks are too goofy for me. I prefer this.

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Just don’t tell my wife or she won’t do my laundry anymore!

I mean it you guys. :mad:

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David Ross is a Goy??

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[QUOTE=Yum Cha;1060548]David Ross is a Goy??[/QUOTE]

A Guy, a gay and a goy walk into a bar.
Bartender says, what’ll ya have fella?

see you can be all three things at once.

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too goofy?

what do you mean goofy?

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[QUOTE=GeneChing;1060556]what do you mean goofy?[/QUOTE]

Why those are clearly musical kata quality Gene!

Do you have a rainbow set with unicorns?

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not yet…

but you know, if i can sell cheerleader skirts to martial artists, i can sell anything. :cool:

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[QUOTE=GeneChing;1060577]but you know, if i can sell cheerleader skirts to martial artists, i can sell anything. :cool:[/QUOTE]

I need to know Gene… Is it just an American thing, or are you shipping to those sex hotels in Japan too?

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None went to Japan

They all went to some place in NY… someplace on West 37th…:wink:

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[QUOTE=GeneChing;1060595]They all went to some place in NY… someplace on West 37th…;)[/QUOTE]

I am on west 37th…

GENE!

:mad:

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[QUOTE=lkfmdc;1060602]I am on west 37th…

GENE!

:mad:[/QUOTE]

I know; can you believe that there’s someone ELSE who wants them on 37th?

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Gene, are you still planning to sell inflatable Tai Chi dolls :smiley:

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[QUOTE=lkfmdc;1060674]Gene, are you still planning to sell inflatable Tai Chi dolls :D[/QUOTE]
how would be able to tell the difference between them and most actual practitioners?

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what this thread was really about was the forum gathering that we had last weekend

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[QUOTE=taai gihk yahn;1060702]how would be able to tell the difference between them and most actual practitioners?[/QUOTE]