# Calling martial arts lifestylists - reality show audition **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [February 24, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645 "2004-02-24T00:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![norther\_practitioner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/norther_practitioner/32/214_2.png) [@norther\_practitioner](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/norther_practitioner)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/21 "2004-02-24T21:18:13Z")
If one of the guys from the forum gets picked.. this could be interesting… Who’s producing this Gene? ---
**Author:** ![Ray\_Pina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ray_pina/32/242_2.png) [@Ray\_Pina](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ray_Pina)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/22 "2004-02-24T21:24:37Z")
Everybody’s a comedian … ---
**Author:** ![MasterKiller](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/masterkiller/32/407_2.png) [@MasterKiller](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MasterKiller)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/23 "2004-02-24T21:27:36Z")
For some reason, I pictured EFist as a big black guy. ---
**Author:** ![backbreaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@backbreaker](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/backbreaker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/24 "2004-02-24T21:28:22Z")
I bet you have to ba a US citizen ---
**Author:** ![backbreaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@backbreaker](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/backbreaker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/25 "2004-02-24T21:29:49Z")
They shouls have big brother 5 with all martial artists in the house Instead of having people say, “if you were dying of thirst I would not give you water”, they could have sparring and fighting! ---
**Author:** ![norther\_practitioner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/norther_practitioner/32/214_2.png) [@norther\_practitioner](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/norther_practitioner)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/26 "2004-02-24T21:32:10Z")
> Originally posted by backbreaker > They shouls have big brother 5 with all martial artists in the house Should I be scared that you know which one they are up to. ---
**Author:** ![backbreaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@backbreaker](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/backbreaker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/27 "2004-02-24T21:33:53Z")
Maybe. Mainly I watch Jerry Springer and elimidate ---
**Author:** ![Indestructible](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/indestructible/32/463_2.png) [@Indestructible](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Indestructible)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/28 "2004-02-24T21:37:11Z")
Do you think they would take me? ![](http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/kidgarbage.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![norther\_practitioner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/norther_practitioner/32/214_2.png) [@norther\_practitioner](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/norther_practitioner)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/29 "2004-02-24T21:38:45Z")
Oh dear lord… someone get this guy a tv guide… stat…😃 jerry was OK like 6-7 years ago, now it’s all the same stuff, and is too rediculous… all the elimidate, 5th wheel, etc are ok sometimes, but Cheaters is the show to beat… has as many fights as Jerry, and it’s real people cheating. ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/30 "2004-02-24T21:40:56Z")
tv is the debil. ---
**Author:** ![backbreaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@backbreaker](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/backbreaker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/31 "2004-02-24T21:43:35Z")
I seen that one , cheaters, a couple of times. I agree about Jerry Springer used to be better, but maybe it just used to seem more shocking. 2 years or so ago it was really good, they used to have more springer cam episodes. I remember this guy, who would go around saying he’s a doctor to prostitutes, give them some pills to make them puke, then collect it in bags , label the bags and store them in his collection. He had book shelves of bags of puke labeled by dates, like 1990. He also had a girlfriend who never saw his huge collection, he told her on the show, got down on one knee, gave her puking pills, and asked her to be his " puke girl" LOL ---
**Author:** ![norther\_practitioner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/norther_practitioner/32/214_2.png) [@norther\_practitioner](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/norther_practitioner)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/32 "2004-02-24T21:52:32Z")
> Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity > tv is the debil. And your dog is Satan… I don’t understand the problem…😃 ---
**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/33 "2004-02-24T22:12:25Z")
reality tv vs. reality thread I’m not sure which is more entertaining. That’s what I love about the forum, you can never predict how something is going to go. As for those of you have have sent me your photos now, wow, that was fast. I’m getting more a response than I had even anticipated. That’s great. Best of luck to you and I would love it if someone from the forum made it. That would be worth another thread, no doubt. Right now, they are just looking into possibilities, so a martial artist might not even make the final cut. I’m pleased that they would consider our community as a candidate. We’ve come a long way in US pop culture. And I don’t think it will hurt our image any more than Power Rangers. Come on… we’re martial artists… what’s going to tarnish our image more than the thousands of crappy movies we’ve made? As for reality shows, my fav is America’s top model… that show is hella funny. ---
**Author:** ![Water\_Dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ad7895/32.png) [@Water\_Dragon](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Water_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/34 "2004-02-24T22:22:28Z")
Re: reality tv vs. reality thread > Originally posted by GeneChing > . Come on… we’re martial artists… what’s going to tarnish our image more than the thousands of crappy movies we’ve made? a TLC special on Royal Dragon? ---
**Author:** ![Xebsball](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/xebsball/32/90_2.png) [@Xebsball](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Xebsball)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/35 "2004-02-24T23:32:23Z")
hey yo Xebby is back from da beach questions: 1. can they let in some ex-martial artists? I think it would be good for the confict 2. will there will cameras on the bathroom? will people be allowed access to dirty sexual material? ---
**Author:** ![rubthebuddha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rubthebuddha](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/rubthebuddha)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/36 "2004-02-24T23:47:18Z")
get african tiger in on this. he’d be perfect, and he’s already good in front of the camera. ---
**Author:** ![wushu\_chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/wushu_chik/32/196_2.png) [@wushu\_chik](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/wushu_chik)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/37 "2004-02-25T03:39:02Z")
OK, so um…is this just a “male” thing or can anyone do it?? And do they have any set dates in spring (if it even goes thru which i doubt it will). I think it’d be fun! But, i’ll bet you that they just recreate the beach scene from Mortal Kombat a buncha times! 🙂 Wen ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinlueb](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/shaolinlueb/32/425_2.png) [@Shaolinlueb](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Shaolinlueb)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/38 "2004-02-25T05:10:04Z")
gene do you want a resume resume or our martial arts resume? ---
**Author:** ![PHILBERT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/philbert/32/147_2.png) [@PHILBERT](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/PHILBERT)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/39 "2004-02-25T14:06:57Z")
Yeah, I’m with Shaolinlueb, do they want to know our experience in the martial arts on the resume, or our work experience plus regular experience? And by fully dedicated, do you mean someone who basically eats, breathes, and [digests] martial arts? ---
**Author:** ![Ray\_Pina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/ray_pina/32/242_2.png) [@Ray\_Pina](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Ray_Pina)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645/40 "2004-02-25T15:27:04Z")
“For some reason, I pictured EFist as a big black guy.”🙂 I’ve always said I’m half Cuban, half Polish/Hungarian. The prep look is new, though. [Previous page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/calling-martial-arts-lifestylists-reality-show-audition/25645.md?page=3)