Breastaurants

Women are unique and we all love them. That’s why we do martial arts, to get time away from the madness.

You guys need to fly with Flamingo, exclusivley for that Mile High experience.

PS: DJ/SR, life came crashing down the day Hooters left Brampton.

[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1163738]I believe the Hooters visit would be an important ingredient in that apocalyptic alchemy!

You can be sure I will look you up if I’m ever in town ~G, even if it’s just a trip to the local java counter.

As an aside, I don’t think Canada will let S_R and me travel on the same plane. If they lost us both, it would cause quite the uproar, quite the uproar indeed.

Plus the stewardesses service levels would be compromised in their fight over who gets to mile high us first.[/QUOTE]

There is a little too much truth in that…

[QUOTE=Brule;1163741]Women are unique and we all love them. That’s why we do martial arts, to get time away from the madness.

You guys need to fly with Flamingo, exclusivley for that Mile High experience.

PS: DJ/SR, life came crashing down the day Hooters left Brampton.[/QUOTE]

DJ is in Markham and I think Markham still has Hooters.
Brampton Hooters went out of business because of the excessive “curry” element in Brampton.
:mad:

That curry element is pretty tasty though. Can you imagine a hooters filled with hot Indian girls? That would be awesome!!!

Just the sheer amount of really angry dads in the parking lot berating customers would be hilarious!

In the meantime, King St downtown T dot in the club district has a good Hooters. :stuck_out_tongue:

My mind is stuck at the concept of an Indian Breastaurant

Hooters and Your Coffee Cups are the height of Fremont culture. I’m just bummed I missed the Heart Cafe when it was a Viet bikini coffee shop. I’m told there’s a strip of Viet bikini coffee shops somewhere in San Jose, but I’ve never checked it out. I mean seriously…how much coffee can you drink?

[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1163649]I find it odd that women take offense at being objectified etc…and then take jobs where they are objectified.

weird.[/QUOTE]

I don’t think any of the women that take these jobs are making that complaint. I suppose there could be a few who took the job just to make some femi-nazi point and to talk down AT everyone, but for the most part I think the type of women that are in jobs that objectify women are cool with it.

It’s the women who would never take a job at hooters that have the most to say about it. And that’s fine. I guess. :rolleyes: It’s getting kind of old tho. Men aren’t gonna stop paying for it and some women will always do it for money. They should put their energy into things like pay equality in the professional world. Leave that poor girl pole dancing her way thru college alone. Her life is already hard enough if she has to work and go to school.

[QUOTE=Scott R. Brown;1163668]Only ugly women are offended by being objectified!

Babes take make good use of their advantage!

And thank God for that!

Generally speaking![/QUOTE]

If you’re joking, ok. but if you aren’t… :rolleyes:

I know tons of ugly women with no shame and plenty of exhibitionistic tendencies and I know tons of gorgeous women that play it down cause they tire of the attention. I know women that purposely dress down in order to be left alone.

And how often do you see the tight jeans muffin-top bleached blond war pig showing off what she thinks she has coz guys that wanna free ride tell her what she wants to hear.

[QUOTE=Syn7;1163772]
…And how often do you see the tight jeans muffin-top bleached blond war pig…[/QUOTE]

This was worth the coffee through the nose onto the keyboard this morning.

thanks man.

[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1163804]This was worth the coffee through the nose onto the keyboard this morning.

thanks man.[/QUOTE]

You too?

Anyway, we can all agree that women are very sensitive about their appearance. I remeber this one time I told a lady friend, in a kind way, that she should cut down the chocolate a bit and lose a few extra pounds.

It was like an interdimensional portal straight to Hell itself had opened. “@sshole” and “loser” were the kindest words I heard in that particular ocasion.

And she’ll NEVER forget it. Oh, by the way, the 50,000 times you told her she looked great just got all cancelled out, FOREVER!

funny how that works.

asked the wife yesterday if our son has a similar pair of shorts to the ones she was wearing. I knew as soon as it left my mouth i was in for it. ‘So i’m wearing little boy shorts?’ is what she said.

lol…poor iraqi

[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1163804]This was worth the coffee through the nose onto the keyboard this morning.

thanks man.[/QUOTE]

My pleasure. They are a real phenomenon that deserves grant money for further investigation.

[QUOTE=Sardinkahnikov;1163886]You too?

Anyway, we can all agree that women are very sensitive about their appearance. I remeber this one time I told a lady friend, in a kind way, that she should cut down the chocolate a bit and lose a few extra pounds.

It was like an interdimensional portal straight to Hell itself had opened. “@sshole” and “loser” were the kindest words I heard in that particular ocasion.[/QUOTE]

And then some women are simply insane. A few are just borderline. Not crazy but mos def “uncomfortable for everybody else” type insecure.

Years ago I had this co-worker who was a blond cute slightly overweight female. You know the type. The girl who was big in school then worked hard on the treadmill and turned out to be pretty cute. We see these types all the time. But you cannot judge their security on how they look, you must take into consideration what they USED to look like becoz all that drama insecurity was there once and reflex memory can be a motherfukcer.

So I am not fat, not chubby. In school I was on the skinny side. Me and her have opposite body types, but I was always so freaking hot and she was always so cold. And once I made the mistake of saying, “it’s weird that I’m always hot when you are always cold”. After that we finished whatever we were saying and I went back to work. Ten minutes later my boss is asking me what I could have said to make her run out crying. Like she went home and sh1t. My poor boss of course can’t really reprimand me for that but he has to look like he at least cared. I smoothed it over after and made it easy for everyone but in her mind forever after I was the guy who called her fat.
Unbelievable.

The way to deal with women like this is to leave. Escape. RUN!. But if you can’t run and you are stuck with a woman like this then the best way to handle it is GENTLY! lol Try not to be genuine in any way and lie about everything they ask that concerns their ego. Never make prolonged eye contact and apologize for all the sh1t you don’t do. Then maybe you will survive the experience without being “a giant horrible as$hole”.

I’m pretty lucky that way. I only surround myself with sensible women. When there’s a problem usually it really is my fault:p

[QUOTE=Syn7;1164072]And then some women are simply insane. A few are just borderline. Not crazy but mos def “uncomfortable for everybody else” type insecure.

Years ago I had this co-worker who was a blond cute slightly overweight female. You know the type. The girl who was big in school then worked hard on the treadmill and turned out to be pretty cute. We see these types all the time. But you cannot judge their security on how they look, you must take into consideration what they USED to look like becoz all that drama insecurity was there once and reflex memory can be a motherfukcer.

So I am not fat, not chubby. In school I was on the skinny side. Me and her have opposite body types, but I was always so freaking hot and she was always so cold. And once I made the mistake of saying, “it’s weird that I’m always hot when you are always cold”. After that we finished whatever we were saying and I went back to work. Ten minutes later my boss is asking me what I could have said to make her run out crying. Like she went home and sh1t. My poor boss of course can’t really reprimand me for that but he has to look like he at least cared. I smoothed it over after and made it easy for everyone but in her mind forever after I was the guy who called her fat.
Unbelievable.

The way to deal with women like this is to leave. Escape. RUN!. But if you can’t run and you are stuck with a woman like this then the best way to handle it is GENTLY! lol Try not to be genuine in any way and lie about everything they ask that concerns their ego. Never make prolonged eye contact and apologize for all the sh1t you don’t do. Then maybe you will survive the experience without being “a giant horrible as$hole”.

I’m pretty lucky that way. I only surround myself with sensible women. When there’s a problem usually it really is my fault:p[/QUOTE]

hahah, jesus…an innocent comment strikes the insecurity nerve and sends chubby into shutdown. I’m sure it made for a great meeting story! It’s funny to think that a 100-200 years ago chubby women were the beauty standart and that skinny was seem as unhealthy…

And you’re right on the money when you say you should leave the nutcases behind - they need to work on their own demons before they can open up and be with someone.

IMO, pointing out to your significant other that they’re gaining undesirable weight is also a form of love; you care about her image and her health. And also, call me selfish if you like, but I don’t want to marry a cute girl only to have her turn into a mammoth who will greet me with her fat trembling inside her sweatpants when I get home after a day of work. Life’s too short and I want to enjoy the good things while I can :wink:

[QUOTE=Sardinkahnikov;1164206]hahah, jesus…an innocent comment strikes the insecurity nerve and sends chubby into shutdown. I’m sure it made for a great meeting story! It’s funny to think that a 100-200 years ago chubby women were the beauty standart and that skinny was seem as unhealthy…

And you’re right on the money when you say you should leave the nutcases behind - they need to work on their own demons before they can open up and be with someone.

IMO, pointing out to your significant other that they’re gaining undesirable weight is also a form of love; you care about her image and her health. And also, call me selfish if you like, but I don’t want to marry a cute girl only to have her turn into a mammoth who will greet me with her fat trembling inside her sweatpants when I get home after a day of work. Life’s too short and I want to enjoy the good things while I can ;)[/QUOTE]

The thing is I liked her. She was cool. We were 100% Platonic and I had no interest in anything more than that and I think she felt the same. She was cute. She had a boyfriend who was a good looking nice guy even if he was a bit of a preppy douche, he was good for her. She had no reason to be so insecure. Despite the fact that I could never really believe any apology for wrongdoing I honestly did want to make it better and put it behind us. I did the best I could but we were never the same again. Before we were chummy, after she was “cordial” and “nice”, if you know what I mean lol. Too bad. I never meant to be involved in highschool regression work drama. I never meant to make her feel bad, but no matter how many tears and glares I can’t make myself believe I did anything wrong. I am willing to admit that I didn’t take into account her MASSIVE insecurity before I made a normal comment. That’s bout it tho.

I still don’t understand why she was always so cold. Must’ve had bad circulation. She ran and exercised. In her defense she did have a job that involved 8 hours of standing but not much walking. But still, I would be sweating and she would be layering up and fukcing with the thermostat.

But then she probably secretly loathed me the way half my girlfriends have because I have the body type where I have to eat bad and sit for a month to get rid of the six pack. I’m not a buff guy or anything. I just have and always have had a very low body fat ratio. It pis$es some women off to watch you eat all the things they want to eat and not gain a pound. My battle is the opposite. I have to try if I want to gain weight. Like most things, it’s a double edged sword. Grass is always greener… right…

I knew this would come around eventually

I always delight at OT threads that become relevant.

Traffic concerns kick Hooters martial arts events, Suski used car sale to the curb in Flint Township
Published: Thursday, May 03, 2012, 7:55 AM
By Roberto Acosta | racosta1@mlive.com

FLINT TOWNSHIP, MI – Traffic and security concerns have caused Flint Township officials to reject the requests of two businesses that hoped to hold special events along the busy Miller Road commercial corridor.

The Flint Township board recently rejected a request to hold an MMA event at the Hooters restaurant on Miller Road. The board cited safety concerns due to traffic as part of the reason for the rejection.

The most recent decision came when trustees voted 4-3 to deny an application for an outdoor event and tent sale at the Miller Road Hooters Restaurant, which sought to host an Iron Cage Extreme mixed martial arts competition.

Organizers wanted to hold competitions and sell beer in the parking lot of the restaurant during separate events in May, June, July, August and September.

“They did make a presentation and it was an effective presentation,” said Kasle, who voted against the proposed event. “I think the concern of most of the people who voted no is a safety issue.”

With a busy intersection, an estimated crowd of 1,500 people and fencing cordoning off a hexagonal cage for bouts, Kasle said, “It was really a safety concern.”

“The people from Hooters who presented the request concentrated on the security they were going to have during the event, which concerned me a little,” he said.

The proposal included a list of 18 people to work security detail.

Treasurer Sandra Wright raised the issue of a shuttle service proposed from the Genesee Valley Center to the restaurant and back for attendees, questioning if the mall would want attendees taken back to their vehicles after they may have been drinking alcohol.

Supervisor Karyn Miller, who voted in favor of the event, said discussions have taken place with organizers about returning with an adjusted attendance figure of 500 to 750.

“I think they are going to come back. Cut that (1,500) in half and I think they’d be all right,” she said.

Event organizers could not be reached for comment.

Best article title of the week!

Breastaurants Rub against Each Other in Legal Catfight

A legal fight between major “breastaurants” Hooters of America LLC and La Cima Restaurants LLC made an out of the court settlement over the lawsuit filed by Hooters that claimed Joseph Hummel of La Cima for downloading confidential and proprietary company information. There was no certainty about the “confidential and proprietary” stuff, but La Cima chief and former Hooters CEO Coby Brooks has announced plans for 35 Twin Peaks Restaurants.

Hooters claimed that it had secured “the return and/or destruction of all its misappropriated information.” However, La Cima issued a press release saying that it was allowing Hooters to “walk away” without any compensation and that Hooters had “conceded” its claim lacked supportive evidence.

Mr. Brooks of La Cima told the media “La Cima has never had any intention of using any Hooters information.” He said that the executives in La Cima “have over 117 years of combined Hooters restaurant experience. We don’t need their documents; we wrote them.”

Another breastaurant chain called the Tilted Kilt has launched in Arizona and dresses its waitresses in plaid. They are also opening up in Canada.

Hooters has close to 430 restaurants famous for big-breasted “All-American Hooters Girls” waitresses. The former CEO of Hooters, Brooks, left to launch La Cima, and others followed him. La Cima would be opening its first Twin Peaks restaurant in Atlanta in July.

The Twin Peaks chain has the slogan “Eats, Drinks, Scenic Views,” and is famous for scantily clad waitresses having big bosoms. Though much smaller in size than Hooters (the size of business) Twin Peaks is gaining popularity with the slogan that its business “is about you, ‘cause you’re the man!’”

Hooters filed the suit when Hummel left Hooters and joined La Cima as its chief operating officer.

You just gotta wonder what kind of proprietary info this might have been about. I mean it’s not like breastaurants are rocket science. Busty waitresses in skimpy outfits - how hard is that to understand?