Just saw on the “New Member” thingy, it said Ralek with the l as a long bar thing…
Just thought I would let you all know!!!
~Wen~
Thanks for the heads up. Okay, guys, lock and load! New Ralek spotted on radar, headed this way. Looks like he’s vectoring in from the south west at about ten thousand feet. Radar has him painted and we’re tracking…
Okay, Delicate sound, Water Dragon and Jimmy23 provide cover for us. Budokan, Watchman and I are moving in to intercept.
don’t worry guys i just knifed him…he is ded
Roger
I got you covered guys. Move in for the kill. Repeat, move in for the kill. Over.
He’s just changed directions to the southeast at 2.7 degrees. over. Get him.
Roger Hop-Gar
57mm mortars trained on his position. Waiting for the order to fire. Over. Can smell his jizz-filled socks from here, he is downwind. Over.
HAZMAT team on stand by requesting instructions on how to deal with socks
WARNING
TS: Make it priority 5, full protective kit. I can see an NHB tape “glued” to his hand. It must be fresh.
It does not look pretty, repeat it does not look pretty. Over.
He’s fired one of his UFC#2 tapes at me. I’m hit! I’m hit! I’m going down. Mayday! Mayday! The tape released a jizz bomb that’s clogged up my karate engines. I’m breaking up! I’m break-- (radio silence follows)
Guys, I hate to be the mouthpiece for the man, but there’s eight million threads of people arguing with trolls about no topic whatsoever, and the kung fu threads are going to page 2. See Kung Lek’s thread on the same.
Watch it guys
It seems that KC is on Ralek’s side. Watch it Alpha team!!! A counter Agent!!! Pull back, Pull back… we’ve been over-run [sound of UFC tapes landing nearby]… I’ve been hit!
I hear you KC. Sorry [sniff]… 
Figured that out already. The diction is completely different.
Hey, I thought we are all Martial Artists surely we can handle one little punk with our fists:p