Bai Jiu (Moutai)

Helps my kung fu. Its different from other spirits it goes to the spleen and you can keep your balance even when you toe up. Tequilla makes me into an Aztec Huizalipotchli, Bai jiu turns me into Li Bai.

Ever train with the bai jiu?

Where can you buy some Mao Tai (thats how I roll) in the US?

Apparently it also makes you hallucinate. . .waitasec..I already knew that!

when i drink rice wine i buy a watermelon, then i sit on a chair and stare at the floor. then i smash the watermelon.

rice wine is for southern weaklings.

Real men drink Baijiu.

My drug of choice tends to be (52% alcohol, made from sorghum but with some rice, wheat and corn in the blend.

As it happens, today (speaking of Li Bai…) I am drinking Taibai (50% alcohol, made from sorghum, wheat and (dried?) peas. NO RICE!

1 li bai was a poet. a bit drinking relaxed him and good poems created.

drink to the bright moon etc etc

2 guan yu or guan yun chang had a red face

it is difficult to see his face redder or not after some rice wine.

drink a bit but not too much.

drunken tai chi, drunken mantis

drunken swordplay

Chinese wines are all shyte. All of them.
Drink a single malt scotch whisky if you want to have a real drink.

Typical middle class Chinese monthly income in the city: 300-500$
Price of a (3/4 litre) bottle of decent single malt scotch: 30$
Price of a (1/2 litre) bottle of either of the Chinese drinks I mentioned: <1$

A bottle of single malt scotch costs about equal to my entire disposable income for 1 week.

[QUOTE=omarthefish;1102836]Typical middle class Chinese monthly income in the city: 300-500$
Price of a (3/4 litre) bottle of decent single malt scotch: 30$
Price of a (1/2 litre) bottle of either of the Chinese drinks I mentioned: <1$

A bottle of single malt scotch costs about equal to my entire disposable income for 1 week.[/QUOTE]

I can guarantee you it will be worth it! :smiley:

It’s an acquired taste . . .:wink:

wine does not make make people drunk, but people make themself drunk.

beauty does not charm people, but people make themself charmed.

jiu bu zui ren ren zi zui

se bu mi ren ren zi mi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzK-4IGuBnc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GScMySehwWI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAYjYAzL3TE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQM639TkC0A&feature=share

we may confide our feelings/emotions with mountain and water.

we may confide our feelings/emotions with music, poems, painting etc etc

we may be drunk (well absorbed) with all these things other than bottles.

ji qing yu shan shui

ji qing yu yin yue

ji qing yu shi hua


:slight_smile:

Ng Ga Pei (wu Jia Pei) is the drink of Warriors!
Absinthe is the drink of poets, artists, musicians, and writers.
:cool:

I can’t abide scotch, but I quite like Bai Jiu. And anything that gets you that wrecked for 3 Yuan is a winner :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=omarthefish;1102827]rice wine is for southern weaklings.

Real men drink Baijiu.

My drug of choice tends to be (52% alcohol, made from sorghum but with some rice, wheat and corn in the blend.

As it happens, today (speaking of Li Bai…) I am drinking Taibai (50% alcohol, made from sorghum, wheat and (dried?) peas. NO RICE![/QUOTE]

do you smash watermelons

I smash demz with me butchicks.

Comparing fine scotch with er gua tou? Silly savages.

I have had imperial rice wine, it is not like anything you have ever had. Good baijiu is incomparabe, which is why I am looking for it in the US.

It is also important for pao jiu. Herbal wines are important for kung fu. Even shaolin monks had training wines because kung fu trumps Buddhism.

Hey pretty lady can I Bai Jiu a drink or something? :cool:

[QUOTE=SPJ;1102840]wine does not make make people drunk, but people make themself drunk.
[/QUOTE]

HEY! You can’t just DECIDE I’m Drunk.

That’s between me and GOD!

I can’t stand bai jiu.

Xing Huar Cun was potable (barely) and you could make a drinkable ****tail from 1 part high-quality bai jiu, two parts sprite, two parts red bull but, really why bother?

Scotch is available in China after all.

[QUOTE=hskwarrior;1102902]Hey pretty lady can I Bai Jiu a drink or something? :cool:[/QUOTE]

YOu get a “haha” for that Frank. lol :stuck_out_tongue:

YOu get a “haha” for that Frank. lol

hey, any compliment Bai Jiu is a good compliment. haha

thanks.