OH MY GOD
HOW COUOLD YOU DO THIS
THIS ISNT PROPER KF ETTIQUETTE
you work out???WTF
I JUST STAND
“I finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guys’INSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICE’ use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other people” kungfu site technique sec.VS?."…
JWT,
Amen
MAKE SLIGHT ARM GESTURES
maybe shuffle my feet
“I finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guys’INSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICE’ use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other people” kungfu site technique sec.VS?."…
Judges 3:31
“After him came Shamgar the son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad; and he also saved Israel.”
An oxgoad is a stick, about 6 feet in length, sharpened on one end and flattened to s chissle on the other. It’s used to prod an ox or to chissle out the mud from it’s hooves. It was common for Philistine soldiers to come and take food and grain from the farmers. At the time, the Philistines would not allow the conquered Israelites to have weapons. So, usually, they were little resistance. But the idea is that Shamgar got tired of loosing his crops, got the ol spirit of the Lord on him, and put the beat down.
JWT
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
Who said that? Is that JWT or one of us filling in for JWT? Or maybe it’s Watchman being Stranger who’s being me who’s being KC Elbow who’s being JWT.
Is Goldenmane Isaiah or is he really diego? :eek:
“Americans don’t have the courage to come here,” Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban who right about now is getting jiggy with his first of 70 virgins.
“Are you guys ready? Let’s roll.†Last words of Todd Beamer heard over his mobile line right before rushing a hijacker.
Damnit! I was about to let you know who that was, but it appears that I’m off sick today, so I’m not sure who’s filling in for me, so the whole thing gets thrown off. It might be Abel. 
I don’t really care, as long as ONE of you hosers gets my shotgun cleaned!
Mr. Nemo would be posting who is obviously who, but his head just exploded. I’m not exactly sure who’s posting this in his stead.
Who cleaned my shotgun?
I’ve been told it was time for me to be SevenStar again, so here I am. Did that shotgun ever get cleaned?
"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair
Is the shotgun still the shotgun or is it the UMP today? Also which one of us has the damn thing?
“Americans don’t have the courage to come here,” Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban who right about now is getting jiggy with his first of 70 virgins.
“Are you guys ready? Let’s roll.†Last words of Todd Beamer heard over his mobile line right before rushing a hijacker.
Can someone be me tomorrow? I won’t be around and I need someone to fill in.
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You’re fu(king up my chi
Help. Help me please. I was Watchman, then turned around when I thought I was JWT, and Goldenmane had to slap me a few times to snap me out of it.
Now I seem to be a doorknob. How did this happen?
-geoff
-A hundred enemies, a hundred cups of wine. Infinite enemies, infinite wine.-
Rogue,
We don’t have the UMP anymore becaue we sold it to a Sheriff’s deputy a while back.
I don’t know who has the shotgun, but it d@mn well better be clean when it comes back 'round to me.
Goldenmane,
The doorknob things happens - don’t worry about it.
Doorknob -
don’t watch so much Twin Peaks and you’ll get better.
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okay, let’s get this straight. Right now I’m SevenStar, we sold the UMP, the shotgun is missing and Goldenmane turned into a doorknob. On the bright side, maybe as a doorknob he’ll be able to get a woman to put her hands on him. Now, ABandit is saying that he needs someone to fill in for him tomorrow. Any volunteers?
"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair
I think this thread is warping the space/time continuum!
Did any of you guys happen to catch the Somalia segment on MSNBC??
I looked for it at 1:00pm eastern, but they had bumped it again because of the anthrax reports…then they advertised it for 9:00pm eastern again, but I had to teach a class and couldn’t look for it.
Did it ever air?
“If you can wake up in a different place.
If you can wake up in a different time.
Why can’t you wake up as a different person?”
– Fight Club
>>On the bright side, maybe as a doorknob he’ll be able to get a woman to put her hands on him. <<
-geoff
-A hundred enemies, a hundred cups of wine. Infinite enemies, infinite wine.-
If I ever get my hands on the shot gun, can I shoot rolls?
"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair
I looked at 1am when it got bumped and missed it if it came on last night. :mad:
The Official AAR is still classified.