# Ashida Kim defined **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [January 16, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661 "2003-01-16T05:52:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/1 "2003-01-16T05:52:10Z")
If you’ve ever wondered what the definition of “Ashida Kim” is, I suppose you could find out here: [Urban Dictionary: Ashida Kim](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?form=1&term=ashida+kim) IHAK ---
**Author:** ![Serpent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/serpent/32/62_2.png) [@Serpent](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Serpent)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/2 "2003-01-16T05:55:52Z")
Dude, you are so obsessed with Ashida Kim that it is becoming apparent that you have far greater problems than he does. “Resist something with all your might and it totally controls you.” ---
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/3 "2003-01-16T06:02:06Z")
Dude, that link is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Don’t take me so seriously. I think it’s funny. What’s the difference between me making fun of Ashida Kim and you guys making fun of Sin The? A little martial arts humor. I’ll post something more serious for you next time. How’s that. IHAK ---
**Author:** ![Serpent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/serpent/32/62_2.png) [@Serpent](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Serpent)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/4 "2003-01-16T06:04:56Z")
Every time I see a post from you, it’s another sledging for Ashida Kim. We all know the guy is a ridiculous tossbag. We agree with ya. Get a new hobby already! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/5 "2003-01-16T06:26:11Z")
what? Are you guys saying that Ashida is not a real ninja? ---
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/6 "2003-01-16T06:30:18Z")
But making fun of Ashida Kim is so much fun! And easy! IHAK ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/7 "2003-01-16T06:33:21Z")
indeed! ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/8 "2003-01-16T06:33:57Z")
but…if real ninjas flip out and kill people, what do fake ninjas do? ---
**Author:** ![CrippledAvenger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/crippledavenger/32/360_2.png) [@CrippledAvenger](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/CrippledAvenger)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/9 "2003-01-16T06:39:02Z")
they play Stryper covers. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/10 "2003-01-16T06:39:52Z")
Well, usually they sit around and write crappy books. Sometimes they play with astral spies, and sometimes they go shopping for new ski masks, though. IHAK ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/11 "2003-01-16T06:45:55Z")
If he were to successfully pull off the frisbee death, would that prove him a real ninja? ---
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/12 "2003-01-16T06:50:03Z")
You would have to ask Robert Hamburger about that one. I would say it wouldn’t prove anything, because even a non-samurai could commit seppuku (with a sword, not a frisbee), and that wouldn’t make them a samurai, would it? IHAK ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/13 "2003-01-16T06:57:39Z")
point taken. Would it at least make him totally sweet? ---
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/14 "2003-01-16T07:01:08Z")
It’s only totally sweet if a real ninja does it. IHAK ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/15 "2003-01-16T07:05:18Z")
So anyway we put it, Ashida is just hopelessly lame ---
**Author:** ![I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/i_hate_ashida_kim/32/177_2.png) [@I\_Hate\_Ashida\_Kim](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/I_Hate_Ashida_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/16 "2003-01-16T07:11:03Z")
Now you’ve got it! IHAK ---
**Author:** ![SevenStar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sevenstar/32/114_2.png) [@SevenStar](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SevenStar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/17 "2003-01-16T07:25:00Z")
What would be really lame would be if he died while doing tae bo. ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Dog](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/cheese_dog/32/363_2.png) [@Cheese\_Dog](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Cheese_Dog)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/18 "2003-01-16T07:39:39Z")
The mental image you just gave me of Ashida Kim, wearing his ninja suit, dropping dead from a massive coronary while doing Tae bo is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! ---
**Author:** ![norther\_practitioner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/norther_practitioner/32/214_2.png) [@norther\_practitioner](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/norther_practitioner)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/19 "2003-01-16T21:05:40Z")
Dude would you guys stop knocking my hero…:rolleyes: He would only pull off the frisbee death in front of you playing ultimate at PCU when the rival ninja gang showed up.😃 ---
**Author:** ![red5angel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/red5angel/32/219_2.png) [@red5angel](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/red5angel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661/20 "2003-01-16T21:30:15Z")
I have to agree with IHAK here, that is probably one of the funniest sites I have seen in a long time. Of course I am a simple man with simple pleasures. [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/ashida-kim-defined/17661.md?page=2)