Are you tough enough....

Are you tough enough…to handle real life NINJAS?

Trio of ‘ninjas’ invades Yorktown home

OLIVER W. PRICHARD
THE JOURNAL NEWS
Original publication: Feb. 09, 2001

YORKTOWN — A trio of men dressed like ninjas and armed with a samurai sword and crowbar invaded an Ettman Place home yesterday, brawling with a man and his teen-age sons before escaping with about $500 in cash.

“I was shocked — I was in the bathroom and these two masked marauders busted into the house,” said Brian Hauptner, a burly construction worker who fought the robbers off with his teen-age sons. Police said there were three assailants.

A suspect, 18-year-old Jordan Castro of Yorktown, was in custody last night and facing charges related to the burglary, according to police.

The violent home invasion began about 8:30 a.m., when the men forced their way into the home and assaulted Aaron Hauptner, 17. The teen-ager then screamed for help, and his father and 19-year-old brother joined a five-minute melee with the assailants.

Brian Hauptner grabbed a longbow he uses for deer hunting and struck one of the men, who was wearing white ninja garb, in the head.

The blow caused a serious head wound and the assailants then ran out of the house and sped away in a green Ford Escort, Yorktown police Lt. Anthony Masi said.

“We’ve put out an alert to all hospitals and clinics in the area who may be treating a 16, 17 or 18-year-old male with a head wound,” Masi said.

Dressed in a sleeveless undershirt and baggy jeans outside the Yorktown police station yesterday, Aaron Hauptner said he was getting ready to leave for his construction job in the Bronx when the robbers entered the home, threw him to the ground and began choking him.

“It was a pretty big ruckus,” said Hauptner, who had dried blood from one of the victims on his arm. “My brother came in and started head-butting the guy in the face. It was pretty cool. I didn’t know my brother could throw down like that.”

Ryan Hauptner, 19, had a bruise on his head from a glancing crowbar blow and a cut on his nose from being punched while wearing glasses.

After the robbery, Yorktown detectives searched the lawn in front of the family’s secluded home for footprints in the snow and collected forensic evidence from inside. Brian Hauptner said his younger son knew one of the robbers, and that police had taken that man in for questioning.

“There’s kids coming and going from there at all hours, and they speed down the street,” said Mlyryk Wasyl, whose son and grandchildren live on the same block. “I tell them they’re going to kill somebody.”

Bill Male, who was installing vinyl siding next-door, said he didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary until police arrived and questioned him.

“Of course, if they were ninjas, you wouldn’t see them,” Male said

ROFL!!

Man, those aren’t real ninjas! Otherwise they would have scoped out the house in advance and have known not to attack a burly construction worker with sons that could “throw down”. :stuck_out_tongue:

Great stuff!

Those aren’t real ninjas…ninjas are so sweet they would have flipped and killed the whole town

uhmm.. nut-cases LoL
“pretty cool” : ) think that sums it up pretty good

Yeah, those “Ninjas” would have flipped out and cut off all the heads of everyone because they fight ALL the time. They weren’t real Ninjas. :stuck_out_tongue:

Now that is entertainment

From the way they got their arses kicked…they probably WERE real ninjas!!!LOL!!
Now if they had been boxers…it would have been a different story.

Ah, troll.

FINALLY.

Boxer Chick is exposed for the troll waterdragon suspected she was!

Lol.

:smiley:

Originally posted by yenhoi
[B]FINALLY.

Boxer Chick is exposed for the troll waterdragon suspected she was!

Lol.

:smiley: [/B]

Yes, but BoxerChick also has a level of intelligence rarely seen form the KFO Trolls. This is no Ralek we’re dealing with. BoxerChick’s gonna add a lot of entertainment value here.

Ninjas are mammals. Were these guys mammals? And did they have guitars…?

If so they were true ninjas and are sweet.

“the assailants then ran out of the house and sped away in a green Ford Escort..”

NINJAS+ Green Ford Escort=free comedy…THAT is some funny isht…I’d like to see THAT in Ninja Scroll 4…what some ppl won’t do…:rolleyes:

LOL!

It’s a sad commentary on the modern state of ninjas when they can’t just “disappear” in a cloud of smoke like in the old days, but have to beat it in a green Ford Escort.

LOL@ Budokan!