He was like lightening! He calmly approached my 16 month old (who was laughing while sticking his finger thru the chicken wire), then struck with conviction! It happened so fast my boy didn’t even know what happened. All of my MA skills could not save him. I am now dedicating my life to creating a new style called ‘Cockadoodledo Kung Fu.’ You will read about me in Black Belt magazine. Once perfected, I will seek out challengers to test its superiority. I suspect my greatest challenge will be against Video Kung Fu practiced by Master Ralek.
Godzilla
PS. It was just a scratch (but did draw a little blood).
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We got the bravest chickens in the world. If you try to get close to their eggs, they chase you, with a stepping pattern that would make any martial artist jealous. And they can hurt you badly, oh yeah.
But I think the Xingyi guys (Like me), are a step ahead of you..we already got a chicken form.
my teacher learned a rooster form from someone a long while back. i’m not sure, but i don’t think it’s a part of our style or anything. . just something a buddy of his showed him.
i have only learned one kick from it and the funny thing is it’s the only useless technique i have ever learned at my school. i guess there could be some use that i am missing, but i don’t think so.
Felipe, I totally buy your story. This past summer I decided I wanted to base a painting on a cockfight, but I don’t actually want to go to a cockfight and anyway I wouldn’t know any good place to start looking (okay, east of I-35, but I’d really want more to go on than that.)
Anyway, I ended up finding that virtually all the books on cockfighting in the UT library system are from the D.R.
Even though the Rooster pecked my son’s finger with amazing accuracy, I also noticed the thing had damn big claws! Wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of those!
You might want to talk to Jiu Jitsu Jedi. He has spent quite some time blowing up chickens and other assorted fowl in his Broken Mirror Baguazhang practice.
JWT
Mind Boxing is Superior
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
“Yeahhh they come to snuff the rooster, aw yeah”_-AIC
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
that’s without covering the sinking step back into the second golden cockerel - lots of throws in there