# 207 things Gene Ching does to enjoy the summer **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [August 16, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815 "2007-08-16T14:03:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bodhitree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bodhitree](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bodhitree)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/1 "2007-08-16T14:03:49Z")
1 Nacho cheese women’s beach volleyball parties 2 Models Official Shaolin Sandals for lkfmdc 3 Invites those without airconditioning to his ac’ed home 4 kicks them in crotch ---
**Author:** ![lkfmdc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lkfmdc/32/14_2.png) [@lkfmdc](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/lkfmdc)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/2 "2007-08-16T14:10:39Z")
1. Takes Su Kong to the barber shop for a shave 2. Bought Sin The another stone tablet in front of Shaolin 3. Taught Sin The to speak Chinese 4. New forum rule, only 3 Shaolin Do threads at a time ---
**Author:** ![bodhitree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bodhitree](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bodhitree)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/3 "2007-08-16T14:13:44Z")
9 disables lkfmdc’s account because of his photoshopping 10 kicks lkfmdc in the crotch ---
**Author:** ![lkfmdc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lkfmdc/32/14_2.png) [@lkfmdc](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/lkfmdc)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/4 "2007-08-16T14:19:29Z")
[QUOTE=bodhitree;787843]9 disables lkfmdc’s account because of his photoshopping [/QUOTE] He’d miss classics like this ---
**Author:** ![lkfmdc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lkfmdc/32/14_2.png) [@lkfmdc](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/lkfmdc)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/5 "2007-08-16T14:20:34Z")
1. Creates special “hell part of forum” especially for person who gave LKFMDC a copy of photoshop 2. New idea “shaolin tacos” ---
**Author:** ![bodhitree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bodhitree](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bodhitree)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/6 "2007-08-16T14:28:51Z")
[QUOTE=lkfmdc;787845]He’d miss classics like this[/QUOTE] Gene is ever compassionate! > 1. New idea “shaolin tacos” Don’t you mean “official shaolin tacos” ---
**Author:** ![lkfmdc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lkfmdc/32/14_2.png) [@lkfmdc](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/lkfmdc)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/7 "2007-08-16T14:39:55Z")
[QUOTE=bodhitree;787849] “official shaolin tacos”[/QUOTE] of course they are official ---
**Author:** ![bodhitree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bodhitree](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bodhitree)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/8 "2007-08-16T14:48:39Z")
13 With all that’s going on in China he decides to become involved in human trafficking and producing goods with lead paint- sell’s “official shaolin lead paint nacho cheese covered ninjettes” ---
**Author:** ![jo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@jo1](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/jo1)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/9 "2007-08-16T15:12:29Z")
[QUOTE=bodhitree;787855]13 With all that’s going on in China he decides to become involved in human trafficking and producing goods with lead paint- sell’s “official shaolin lead paint nacho cheese covered ninjettes”[/QUOTE] Thanks for helping me practice my “Hot Coffee Thru Nose All Over Keyboard” technique!!! 😃 - jo ---
**Author:** ![bodhitree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bodhitree](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/bodhitree)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/10 "2007-08-16T15:25:07Z")
[QUOTE=jo;787861]Thanks for helping me practice my “Hot Coffee Thru Nose All Over Keyboard” technique!!! 😃 - jo[/QUOTE] Hot Coffee, Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![brothernumber9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@brothernumber9](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/brothernumber9)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/11 "2007-08-16T15:58:04Z")
1. Runs outside every morning with his solar paneled kwan do and screams, “I HAVE THE POWER!!” Then procedes to do the running man while singing “Chocolate Rain”. ---
**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/12 "2007-08-16T16:40:17Z")
don’t start that again… 1. wonders wtf brought this on since it’s not his b-day. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![RD\_S\_Alias\_1A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/rd_s_alias_1a/32/49_2.png) [@RD\_S\_Alias\_1A](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/RD_S_Alias_1A)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/13 "2007-08-16T16:53:24Z")
They are board. You should get some “Got Qi” Girls on here to post. That will distract thier attention from you. ---
**Author:** ![lkfmdc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lkfmdc/32/14_2.png) [@lkfmdc](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/lkfmdc)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/14 "2007-08-16T17:02:19Z")
[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;787901]They are board. [/QUOTE] yeah, and on top of that, we’re also bored… ---
**Author:** ![sanjuro\_ronin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sanjuro_ronin/32/793_2.png) [@sanjuro\_ronin](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/sanjuro_ronin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/15 "2007-08-16T17:06:29Z")
Gene will travel to the home of the MA, the ancient temple on Mt Sinai, there he will train with the great Abbot/Rabi Benjamin Cutyourcokoff in the ancient art of bris-fu and come back a leaner and meaner slicer n dicer ! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/kungfumagazine/original/2X/e/ee79c1ddba056fb2c94515d43d7de1be82ac7fa6.png) [@system](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/16 "2007-08-16T18:34:31Z")
1. - three words: Nacho flavored sunscreen… ---
**Author:** ![lkfmdc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lkfmdc/32/14_2.png) [@lkfmdc](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/lkfmdc)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/17 "2007-08-16T18:37:21Z")
1. Sets up a Shaolin temple especially for wayward girls ---
**Author:** ![sanjuro\_ronin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sanjuro_ronin/32/793_2.png) [@sanjuro\_ronin](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/sanjuro_ronin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/18 "2007-08-16T18:52:22Z")
[QUOTE=lkfmdc;787962]18. Sets up a Shaolin temple especially for wayward girls[/QUOTE] 1. Updates collection of cheesy 70’s porno music to go with #18. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/lucas/32/819_2.png) [@Lucas](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Lucas)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/19 "2007-08-16T19:01:15Z")
1. Stocks up on Nacho Cheese to go with #19 ---
**Author:** ![brothernumber9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@brothernumber9](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/brothernumber9)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815/20 "2007-08-16T19:06:16Z")
1. Vows to complete his Godfrey Ho movie collection Just a few more to go. [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/207-things-gene-ching-does-to-enjoy-the-summer/40815.md?page=2)