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Wisdom for Body & Mind
Tue, October 07, 2008
Chinese Horoscopes:
The Monkey
Monkey: 1956 Fire, 1968 Earth, 1980 Metal, 1992 Water, 2004 Wood
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Monkey in 2008 - Show your talent. You will succeed. You will earn your reward. It’s a good time for scholarly pursuits like taking tests and writing books. You’ll be successful by deploying your specialty. Spend more time on your relationships. Whether this year is successful for you or not, the key is mending your relationships with others. Unexpected wealth may come. A small illness may trouble you, but you can’t just take over-the-counter drugs, or it’ll get worse.
2/4-3/5: Change is in the air. You might move or change jobs. Be careful not to be disorderly or you’ll lose money and property in the process.
3/5-4/5: It’s a fussy and impatient period. Control your temper, especially with those close to you. Get plenty of physical exercise. This will assuage an unbalanced mind.
4/5-5/6: It’s an emotionally unstable period. Think. Double check your work. Don’t overestimate yourself or you’ll fail. Be careful when driving.
5/6-6/5: Luck comes, but don’t be so self-absorbed. Don’t hug yourself. Exaggeration backfires. Be low key.
6/5-7/7: You’ll lose your good judgment if you are half listening and half believing. Mistakes come from being too busy. Focus on improving your effectiveness.
7/7-8/7: You’ll face a harassment of feeling. Decide between taking and rejecting. Make a hard choice in business development. Study your opponent and your own self.
8/7-9/7: Control your moodiness or an indiscreet remark will cause disputes. Be calm and all will be prosperous. Extreme behavior will only bring you trouble.
9/7-10/8: Emotions run high. A missed opportunity will not return. Don’t be troubled by deep sentiments. A test is coming for married monkeys. Put your energy into work.
"Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts."
Monkey Edward Murrow
"I go to work the minute I open my eyes."
Monkey Lynda Barry
"Don't give advice unless you're asked."
Monkey Amy Strum Alcott
"We've got to realize we are the future and we make of our future what we make of it, and ultimately we have to do it for ourselves."
Monkey Chelsea Clinton
"Creative people have to be fed from the divine source. I have to get fed. I had to get filled up in order to pour out."
Monkey Johnny Cash
"For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal."
Monkey Carl Bernstein
"In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for."
Monkey Elijah Wood
"Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness."
Monkey Molly Ivins
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
Monkey Rita Rudner
"We are all trying to get the exact style of ourselves."
Monkey Michael McClure
"To have what we want is riches; but to do without is power."
Monkey George MacDonald
"Realism is a bad word. In a sense everything is realistic. I see no line between the imaginary and the real."
Monkey Federico Fellini
"Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them."
Monkey John Updike
"There's a way of playing safe, there's a way of using tricks and there's the way I like to play which is dangerously where you're going to take a chance on making mistakes in order to create something you haven't created before."
Monkey Dave Brubeck
"No endeavor that is worthwhile is simple in prospect. If it is right, it will be simple in retrospect."
Monkey Edward Teller
"Some people say that I have an attitude. Maybe I do. But I think that you have to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does. That makes you a winner right there."
Monkey Venus Williams
"The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else."
Monkey Martina Navratilova
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't."
Monkey Carrie Fisher
" Fighting, to me, seems barbaric. I don't really like it. I enjoy out-thinking another man and out-maneuvering him, but I still don't like to fight. "
Monkey Sugar Ray Robinson
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
Monkey Rowan Atkinson
"In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid."
Monkey Simone de Beauvoir
"I wish I knew what I know now before."
Monkey Rod Stewart
"As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a small
but well-arranged one, so you may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but
it will be of far less value than a much smaller amount if you have not thought
it over for yourself."
Monkey Arthur Schopenhauer
"After all, the ultimate goal of all research is not
objectivity, but truth."
Monkey Helene Deutsch
"Mind is beyond measure. Things are given beyond measure.
Moreover, in giving, mind transforms the gift and the gift transforms
mind."
Monkey Kigen Dogen
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
Monkey
Elizabeth Taylor
"It is essential that we enable young people to see themselves
as participants in one of the most exciting eras in history, and to have
a sense of purpose in relation to it."
Monkey Nelson Rockefeller
"It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well."
Monkey Rene Descartes
"There is no such thing as having it all - you have to decide whether
your emotional happiness takes precedence over your career and fame, or
whether you cannot live without the limelight."
Monkey Fiona Fullerton
"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward
like everybody else."
Monkey Umberto Eco
"The world has narrowed to a neighborhood before it has broadened to brotherhood."
Monkey Lyndon Johnson
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive
and don't ever apologize for anything."
Monkey Harry Truman
"The world is what it is; men who are nothing, who allow themselves to become
nothing, have no place in it."
Monkey V.S. Naipaul
"In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism.
You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show." Monkey
Timothy Leary
"I've simply been brought up being knocked down."
Monkey Buster Keaton
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who
are willing to endure pain with patience."
Monkey Julius Caesar
"Creative people have to be fed from the divine source. I have to get fed. I
had to get filled up in order to pour out."
Monkey Johnny Cash
"I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live
together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all."
Monkey Bob Marley
"All for one, one for all, that is our device."
Monkey Alexandre Dumas
"I consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with
God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up."
Monkey Sugar Ray Leonard
"With thee conversing I forgot all time."
Monkey John Milton
"In a rich society, no one should be allowed to suffer from deprivation such
as homelessness, starvation and illness."
Monkey John Kenneth Galbraith
"The deeper interior you have the more you have in your library."
Monkey Jacqueline Bisset
"Train up a fig-tree in the way it should go, and when you are old sit under
the shade of it."
Monkey Charles Dickens
"The deeper interior you have the more you have in your library."
Monkey Jacqueline Bisset
"I consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up."
Monkey Sugar Ray Leonard
"With thee conversing I forgot all time."
Monkey John Milton
"In a rich society, no one should be allowed to suffer from deprivation such as homelessness, starvation and illness."
Monkey John Kenneth Galbraith
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