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Old 12-20-2001, 11:43 AM
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We Wish you a Merry....
We wish you a Merryprankster
we wish you a Merryprankster
we wish you a Merryprankster

and a Monkeyslaptoo

good tidings we bring to Jong and Ryu
good tidings for Kung Lek
and for GinSueDog too....
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Old 12-20-2001, 11:58 AM
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Deck the trolls with 2X4 planks.

Fah lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah.

Argue over lineage and ranks.

Fah lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah.

Don we now our gis and dobok.

Fah lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah.

In the cage we will run amok.

Fah lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah.

Lah lah lah lah lah, lah lah... LAH LAH!


Happy Holidays, KFO!

ap Oweyn, the Christmas Elf
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Old 12-20-2001, 12:36 PM
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Yours is MUCH funnier!

LOL at Ap!
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Old 12-20-2001, 12:44 PM
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just following your lead, mate.
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Old 12-20-2001, 01:33 PM
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ApOweyn, isn't a Lexicologic Engineer the guy that checks for prostate cancer? Or am I thinking of something else?

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Old 12-20-2001, 01:46 PM
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LOL @ JWT

man, that brings up some uncomfortable memories.


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Old 12-20-2001, 02:28 PM
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lol @ merrypranskter and ap.That was hilarious.
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Old 12-20-2001, 02:38 PM
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Well for chrissakes, post some more!!!

Can't let this die at 2 songs!!!

To the tune of Jingle Bells!!!

Clicking through the posts
On a Pentium 4 machine
Ignoring all my work
To argue 'bout thai knees

Then Ralek came along
And challenged all Kung Fu
One day we hope he'll grow some balls
and start to train some too!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

KFO, KFO
Online all day long
My boss is getting pis*sed at me
I bet I'll lose my job

Hey!

KFO, KFO
Online all day long
My boss is getting pis*sed at me
I bet I'll lose my job!!!
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Old 12-20-2001, 04:24 PM
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Ralek the red nose troller
Had a very sore A-hole
And if you ever saw him
You would even say he blows

All of the other posters
Used to laugh and call him names......
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Old 12-20-2001, 04:47 PM
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They never let poor Ralek
Play in any kung fu games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rickson came to say
Ralek with your arse so tight
Won't you warm my bed tonight ...
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Man, that is without a doubt, the funniest thing I've read there. I wish I could think of something.
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Old 12-20-2001, 08:48 PM
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I'm dreaming of a troll Christmas
Just like the ones at KFO
May your style be put down
By some poor young clown
Who goes by many different names

I'm dreaming of a troll Christmas
With all the challenges and such
Just say some styles don't work
And p!ss off some jerk
Then set up a time and place to fight

I'm dreaming of a troll Christmas
Just like the ones back in the day
When we trained like crazy
And were never lazy
And now, I could kick your arse ...
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I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
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Old 12-21-2001, 12:18 AM
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It came upon a midnight clear
When I saw Rolls sucking his dad.
He gulped and chewed and licked and burped
And his Pop said, "Hey, boy, that's not half bad!"
**********

Silent Night, Holy Night
All is Calm, Rolls is Dead
Round yon Virgin Mother and grappler
Tiny infant so tender and tapped out
Sleep in heavenly KFO peace
Sleep in heavenly KFO peace.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a bone nose to the brain.
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Old 12-21-2001, 01:51 AM
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wellllllllll, the weather outside is frightful
but the trolls are quite delightful
and since i've no place to go
KFO KFO KFO

trolls don't show signs of stoppin'
rolls' head is ripe for poppin'
compared to Turiyan my IQ's so low
KFO KFO KFO
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Old 12-21-2001, 06:36 AM
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This is some pretty good stuff guys... keep it coming!!
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