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Old 05-19-2010, 02:55 PM
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In the past, shaving your head was a cover for baldness.

Now, mma is.

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The more hugging one male does with another has a direct correlation with the likelihood that they will use the word 'hard' to complement themselves or other males. Discuss.
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:08 PM
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98% of mma guys with tats have inferior tats to most kung fu guys. Discuss.
this is a fact.
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Do mma practitioners preen in private, looking at their gothic letter tattoos and pretending to be characters in American History X, or do they only do this in public?
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In the past, shaving your head was a cover for baldness.

Now, mma is.

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this is also why the sales of hats has gone down 2% because 98% of the mma guys covering male pattern baldness wore hats 2% of the time, the other 98% of the time they shaved their heads.
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this is also why the sales of hats has gone down 2% because 98% of the mma guys covering male pattern baldness wore hats 2% of the time, the other 98% of the time they shaved their heads.
You are 98% correct. Your error is in not figuring in sales figures from trying to cover their girlfriends' mullets.
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ya...i forget about the girlfriend mullets 2% of the time...
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No problem, I made an error as well. I meant half-sister.
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98% of mma practitioners watch VH1 reality shows on a daily basis. This figure is most surprising since it is unclear how they are getting cable in their trailers.
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98% of mma practitioners couldn't choke out their wife.

Obviously, this statistic is identical for their half sisters.
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what about step sisters or 2nd/3rd cousins.
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what about step sisters or 2nd/3rd cousins.
What do you mean, 'or'?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:32 PM
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I am rife with errors this day!
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MMA practitioners who are twins are widely considered the least annoying twins due to the fact that they each can't even finish their own sentences.
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They can also simultaneously submit each other.
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