OT: fun quotes

[Oso]

here is a listing of quotes from a particular character, Walter Slovotsky, in the fantasy series "Guardians of the Flame" I definitely recommend it as a series up through the 5th or 6th book.

http://www.slovotskys-laws.com/index...rchives.Quotes

a few samples:

The most important lesson in karate is running. The first thing you do in a fight, is to turn and run away. Run for at least a mile, preferably two or three. If he's still chasing you, he's probably out of breath by then. If it's still worth fighting about, you turn around and beat him up.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Just once, I'd like to have an enemy against whom nonviolence would be a workable option -- workable in the sense of me not ending up dancing on the end of a spear or cut into tiny, bite-sized pieces.

Involve yourself with the world. Reach out. Touch. Taste. Live. Trust me on this one, if nothing else.

Slovotsky's Law #37: Some people need less attention than others.

When the student outsmarts the teacher, it speaks well for the student -- and probably better for the teacher.

[xcakid]

To qoute my former drill instructor:

"Pain is weakness leaving your body"

[Oso]

dude, that ones a little old and faded don't you think?

[Lucas]

Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

[Judge Pen]

"I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. "

I like this one. If it were beer instead of whiskey, then it would apply to you Oso!

[Mel]

My old Shufu used to say, "If the body fails, you fall. If the mind fails, you stand. There is no shame in falling."

This, of course, when he had us in the horse stance for what seemed like hours.

[Oso]

Originally Posted by Judge Pen

"I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. "

I like this one. If it were beer instead of whiskey, then it would apply to you Oso!

beer, whiskey...it's all got alkeehawl in it!

[Yao Sing]

"Are you going to shoot pool or talk a lot of shit?"

"I'm going to shoot shit and talk a whole lot of pool", Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac (I think)

[Black Jack II]

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

J.R.R. Tolkien

[xcakid]

Originally Posted by Oso

dude, that ones a little old and faded don't you think?

Of course it is. I went to bootcamp in 1986. 20yrs ago.

[yu shan]

Good one Judge, looks like a signature to me.

[No_SuRReNDeR]

" Real sharpness comes without effort. No growth without assistance. No action without reaction. No desire without restraint. Now give yourself up and find yourself again."--CTHD