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Old 09-22-2007, 05:04 PM
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Let the festivities begin... the no-blood spilt 21st century challenge thread!

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Old 09-22-2007, 08:45 PM
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Yo momma's so fat that when she had her liposuction, world hunger was put to an end.
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Old 09-22-2007, 11:26 PM
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Yo momma so stank her gas is global warming.
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Old 09-22-2007, 11:56 PM
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Ok these are just awful. I must put a stop to it.

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Old 09-23-2007, 01:37 AM
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Bah, yo momma so stoopid she got Ernie's hand up her ass!
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yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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Yo momma is so fat, her high school photo had to be an aerial photograph.

Yo momma so fat, when she walking around wearing heels. She strikes oil.
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yo mama takes a bath at Seaworld!

yo mama screwed more black men than FEMA!

yo mama's poonany so big, you have to use googleearth to find her g spot.

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yo mama's feet smell like a bag of doritos!!
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yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers
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Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to pay attention, she flexed her arms.
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Yo momma's so FAT that when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, rescue helicopters try to land on her back!

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Yo mamma so dumb she sold the car to buy gas.
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