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Old 04-29-2005, 05:42 PM
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Holy FRIKKIN #&*!

ZOMBIES!!

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
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Old 04-29-2005, 05:59 PM
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I totally knew zombies were real. Now I cant wait till I get to destroy a few hundred of them.
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:02 PM
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woh....


thats freakin' crazy...
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:07 PM
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uhhhhhh huuuuuuhhhh

Check the date at the top left of the article........

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Old 04-29-2005, 06:14 PM
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*smacks self in forehead*

nice catch.
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Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:21 PM
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:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:21 PM
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lol dude
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I know i can resist for a good while, uknown is the value of while. Impermanence might be the only truth to life.
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:26 PM
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awww. i wanted to find out if all my zombie fighting skills were good too
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:28 PM
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Here's another April Fools day joke article.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4500109.stm
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:46 PM
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I can top both of those!
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you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:48 PM
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Oh yeah, I see your burrito and raise you a frog stroy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4498281.stm
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I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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Old 04-29-2005, 07:13 PM
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That frog story's old. I think it was Red who posted it a few days ago. Something about blowing things up with his ToadSploder chi blasts...Come on. You can do better... Hint: dig a bit into MSN's science pages. There's usually something a bit off-the-wall over there.

edit: oops, I guess I should have read it first. That one was good...
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This is probably the most unbelievable thing I have yet to see. It is just rediculous.

here
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Master pain, or pain will master you.
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Old 05-02-2005, 03:09 PM
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