White Eyebrow And The Destruction Of Shaolin

[doug maverick]

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls! i bring to you one of the most prolific martial arts based play ever written. WHITE EYEBROW AND THE DESTRUCTION OF SHAOLIN, a play based on the 5 shaolin elders written by david blanc, it tells the tale of the 5 elders and there battle against the ching also the play paints white eyebrow in a defferent light(for you bak mei people) it's filled with good dialoque,kung fu and even some comedy and romance,
it's being held in new york city: the shetler theater march 18 through march 21st 2004,
by ticket on line for 15 buck(10 if you use the code five elders) at URL:www.smartix.com
trust me it's worth it.

[GeneChing]

Our interactive calendar is a more appropriate place to post this - please click here.

[doug maverick]

actually where still looking for sponsers, do you think this something kung fu mag or it's parent company would be interested in? if so send me an e-mail on the details thanks!

[GeneChing]

You can sent a proposal to my attention at 40748 Encyclopedia Circle, Fremont, CA 94538. We do media sponsorships, but there has to be significant trade for us, obviuosly. Once we receive somthing in writing, I can see that it is shown to the proper people here and we can see if it is feasible.

[doug maverick]

the letter and press kit is in the mail!

[norther practitioner]

What do you think the chances are of you guys sponsoring a trip for me and a friend to the bars this weekend? We'll tell all the people that we beat up that we learned all of our kung fu from your mag and they should subscribe.

[KC Elbows]

If it's payment in beer, I'll get beaten up by NP and say "Wow, that kung fu from kungfumagazine is the shiznit!"

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by KC Elbows
If it's payment in beer, I'll get beaten up by NP and say "Wow, that kung fu from kungfumagazine is the shiznit!"

Thats the spirit.

[MasterKiller]

Maybe KFTC magazine would like to sponsor my three act play called "Masterkiller goes to Shaolin." It's a performance piece consisting soley of myself, my wife, and our daughter.

In the first act, MasterKiller (the hero) gets a check from KFTC magazine.

In act two, our hero discovers peril and must fight through the endless boredorm of long flights, while trying to appease the love interest (my wife) and sooth the angry child. This is the 'Empire Strikes Back' of my play. Very dark and emotional.

In act three, MasterKiller learns the value of hard work and eating bitter while training at Shaolin while his wife spends the extra money at the local shopping outlets.

I'll write up a proposal ASAP!

[doug maverick]

Very funny,
but the where putting on is real and serious, just go to URL:smarttix.com to see the ticket info. fi you live in the new york area you might wanna check it out on march 18

[GeneChing]

I collect that kind of stuff - right next to my 'round file' alongside all the weird letters and the occasional manifesto.

[norther practitioner]

Can I just email it?

[GeneChing]

That cuts down on the humor factor if it's a manifesto. I had this one guy send all sorts of weird bits of stuff, flowers, herbs, dried weeds, all stuffed in with this 50+page rant about the elements, CMA, and the great conspiracy. You just can't email that sort of stuff.

Seriously though, if you have a real proposal, a formal media kit is more likely to elicit a positive response from our review committee than an email. If it's just a prank, never prank a prankster...