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Old 02-17-2003, 09:19 PM
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Old 02-17-2003, 09:22 PM
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NO, NO,

The Ninjas will flip out and kill them.

Or

Royce would choke them out.

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Old 02-17-2003, 09:28 PM
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The Ninjas will flip out and kill them. ... Royce would choke them out.
I just talked to royce. He says he has it on good authority the ninjas are going after Philbert for posting that. He plans to choke the ninjas out before they start on the sloths, though.
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Old 02-17-2003, 09:42 PM
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They are coming after me?! Oh crap, I still haven't had the 3some with Wendy and her sister yet!
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:14 PM
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It'd be a good time ta head fer Oregon, bud. And don' tell no one whur ure goin! If they do find ya thar, though, I do believe Wendy is aCMA type a' gal. She can handle those pesky ninjas!
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:21 PM
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sloths are totally sweet, but also totally slow. Royce would choke them them all simultaneously.
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:29 PM
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FUK Ninjaz...
I could choke them faster than Royce could think about it! And Philly baby, you can come to Oregon, but I'm afraid my sister will probably try to kill you! She loves you so...remember??

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Old 02-17-2003, 10:30 PM
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Cool

Well, let's just forget about her then and let it be just the 2 of us, ok? Lets see what the fast hands of Wing Tsun can do with the female body.

Then again, no woman can resist my charm in person like they can online.
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:34 PM
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Unfortunately, little boy, Wing Tsun's got nothing on my BSL skillz! Hopefully for you, you'll be able to run fast ....

And to your first question...the answer is NO!

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Old 02-17-2003, 10:36 PM
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:38 PM
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Hiya 7!! How the heck are ya??
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:56 PM
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pretty good, hon, how have you been? Why don't you come play with us much anymore?
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Old 02-19-2003, 04:11 AM
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I'm just really busy lately. School sucks up a TON of time . I do come on here, just don't post much anymore! I miss ya though!!! Glad to hear you're doing good too!!!

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