Loving Wing Chun

[Alpha Dog]

How much do you love Wing Chun?

this much?

thhiiiss much?

or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?

Next question:

How much do you love your Sifu?

this much?

thhiiiss much?

or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?

[planetwc]

Well first we should ask, to which music is this all done to?

"Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton?
"Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen?

"I Love Rock and Roll", Joan Jett and the Blackhearts?

Or in Alpha's Case...

"Atomic Dog" by George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic
"Who let the dogs out" by Baha Men
"Hound Dog" by Big Mama Thorton or Elvis Presley

Originally posted by Alpha Dog
How much do you love Wing Chun?

this much?

thhiiiss much?

or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?

Next question:

How much do you love your Sifu?

this much?

thhiiiss much?

or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?

[planetwc]

To the tunes of Bananarama's "Venus"...


Abbott on a Mountain top,
Bil Jeeing like a darting flame,
Goddess of economy of motion

And Ng Moi was her name...
Yeah! She's got it, Praise spring time she's got it.

I'm you're Sijo, I'm your jong shi,
Chi Sao me sire!

[kj]

Awe shoot, that song is stuck in my head now!

[BeiKongHui]

I vote for
Wing Chun by the Lunachicks
Or Wing Chun Fist by some unknown (to me) Chinese rappers.

[planetwc]

I could only find lyrics for songs like:

"The Day Squid's Gerbil died", Mr. Lady, etc.
gotta hit kaaza and morpheus I guess...

Originally posted by BeiKongHui
I vote for
Wing Chun by the Lunachicks
Or Wing Chun Fist by some unknown (to me) Chinese rappers.

[Alpha Dog]

What Would Carl Dechiara Do?
Four Southpark Kids Singing...


Stan: What would Carl Dechiara
If was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Carl Dechiara'd do!
Kyle: When Carl Dechiara was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
Cartman: When Carl Dechiara was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
Everyone: So what would Carl Dechiara do
If were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Carl Dechiara do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle: And I just want my mom
to stop fighting everyone
Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cuz that's what Carl Dechiara 'd do!
Everyone: What would Carl Dechiara do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for two
That's what Carl Dechiara do!
When Carl Dechiara traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
Cartman: And when Carl Dechiara built the pyramids
He beat up Kublar Kahn
Everyone: Cuz Carl Dechiara doesn't take **** from anybody
So let's get all the kids together
For we have to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Carl Dechiara 'd do
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Carl Dechiara'd dooooo
Cuz that's what Carl Dechiara'd do!

[red5angel]

AD - Why dont you watch your mouth. you dont seem to have a sifu, dont seem to study martial arts and dont seem to have any respect. I offered to pay your fees for the seminar so you can come and check it out and you couldnt do anything but shoot off your mouth. Your one big tough funny guy when it comes to hiding on the internet but you stop by my place one of these days tough guy and we'll see.
While your at it shut your fukkin face about other sifu, Carls ability is way way beyond anything you could hope to posess. Up until nowe I have tried to be nice, for the sake of the environment and out of respect for the moderators but you have nothing to say, ever. You havent said anything to anyone concerning wing chun in weeks if not months which shows us where your training and skill level are.
I threw up a mental challenge a feww weeks ago but now I am sending you one personally, you find your way up here for the seminar and I can guarentee sometime for you and I to touch hands and see who has what.
Why dont you spend all that time writing lyrics training instead, you might find you can actually participate in a conversation about martial arts around here.

[gnugear]

I agree that AD adds nothing of value to this forum.

[Alpha Dog]

First, I wasn't insulting Carl, I was making a joke. I don't know Carl, just like the Southpark kids don't know Brian Boyatano. If you don't like the joke, well, you don't like it.

Second, I already told you I have better things to do than go to your seminar. Call me cowardly, whatever makes you happy, but I ain't flying anywhere for the "privilege" of touching hands with you Red. Sorry. If I ever do get the chance to meet you though, I will definitely take you up on your little "challenge."

Third, you get pretty touchy about anyone joking about CD while you are free to REALLY show disrespect to others' Sifus on this forum.

Fourth, I do have a Sifu.

Finally, Gnugear, who cares what you think. I don't see any value in your existence either.

[red5angel]

Your string amused me (Like a couple of goldfish in a bowl) for a while but then you had to get names involved, which has been pointed out to me on several occasions on this forum, that that is a no no. You should know better then that. Its unacceptable, I talk about wingchun and like I have explained to a few people, or for those people who were quick enough and secure enough to figure it out for themselves, I am talking about wingchun in general, never about anothers sifu except one, but thanks for playing.

Second, cowardly or not you have shown little to no knowledge on this board as Gnugear has pointed out. While most people here are trying to discuss martial arts and wing chun in some way or another, your reportoire of jokes has run thin, you barely get responses anymore, that should be telling you something.
Third read above, and then pause and read it again.

Fourth, I dont believe you

Finally, Gnugear is a man of few words and has still managed to put more in this forum then you have in all the times your mouth has opened.

Fifth, one of these days when you feel like coming out from hiding behind your computer keyboard and steppinginto the world you let me know and give me directions.

[Alpha Dog]

I will stop posting here, using this handle or any other, if you Red5Angel agree to do the same.

[planetwc]

Gentlemen,

I'm feeling awash in the testosterone sloshing around this thread.
It's like a night at WWF Raw is WAR. All that is missing is mean Gene Okerlund doing color commentary.

You both need to look at this...

http://www.incrediblegifts.com/kunfuhamidan.html

Personally, I have one with the Back outfit sitting atop my monitor at work. Because as we all know, the white outfit would be for Karate.

And speaking of Fists of Fury or even Keystrokes of Karnage...
I watched Donnie Yen's remake of Fist of Fury the other night.
P. U. it really stunk up the place. I'm guessing it was a TV series.
Man, bad acting and bad Bruce Lee imitation all in one.

[kungfu cowboy]

Awwww, whaddaliddybiddyweedywaddlewoo!

[kj]

Originally posted by planetwc


http://www.incrediblegifts.com/kunfuhamidan.html

LOL! A couple of folks from our group just gave me one of these last week. It's a hoot. You've gotta see the little hand movements live - too cute. Yes, it's dressed in black.