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Old 03-09-2002, 01:42 PM
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about the ninja? They are so totally sweet - and they're mammals - what they used can't be watered down. If a ninja ever heard you say that, he'd just flip out and cut your head off.
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What does ROTFLMFAO mean???

Yeah you better watch out. They'll flip out and cut your head off. Because they are so cool I crapped myself! I need a good laugh, what was the address for that ridiculus website?
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I can already next messages,"KALARI PAYTTU IS KING OF MARTIAL ARTS!-UNDERGROUND MARTIAL ART WHICH NOBODY KNOWS AND CAN KILL ALL CMA´S"

Oh yeah-´no offense at all.
But sinanju is the real king of MA.
Does not anyone remember that Morihei Ueshiba-like old man who said how Koreans are the greatest humans on the world and his dim mak and practise that nobody living these days may master-except Remo?
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The actor who played the Sinanju Master Chun in "Remo Williams" is caucasian, Joel Grey.

Pretty good make-up, IMO.
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ROTFLMAO-"Rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off!"
Ya'll are forgetting one thing. Yoga and Chi Gong preceeded Gong Fu and Dance preceeded Yoga and Chi Gong. So in theory if you don't have flowery fists and brocade legs in your style, it's watered down! This would make Ballet Fu the most original and authentic art.
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