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Old 07-05-2012, 07:10 AM
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honestly, I think he's a little old to be out in the yard hurling packed snow at little kids by now, don't you? I mean, I know it's like the national pastime with you guys up there, but give him a little credit...
Apparently you are a little behind on your Pseudo-Shakespearean filth terms.

2 girls, one guy. Guy get's done, girls play spitball back and forth with his man butter.
This is snowballing.

You need to watch more Shakespearean plays or something man. Forsooth! For Sooth!!!
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:32 AM
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:28 AM
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BTW, you'd be forgiven for skipping Coriolanus.

Yeesh, what a turkey that one was, even in it's time.
It's like he wasn't even trying...
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:52 AM
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if i drink the vagina juice of a woman, will i steal her power like qi vampire?
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Words fail me....
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:21 PM
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then obviously bawang was correct...
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:57 PM
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Well, Clam juice is better than Fresca...
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Old 07-05-2012, 07:15 PM
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if i drink the vagina juice of a woman, will i steal her power like qi vampire?
No need to drink it. You can just inhale it but after getting addicted you'll be her slave.
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Old 07-06-2012, 08:45 AM
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wow! are you talkig droplets or pints!
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wow! are you talkig droplets or pints!
I don't think trannies produce that kind of fluid!
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wow! are you talkig droplets or pints!
>slaps forhead< I coulda had a 'V' - ate!!
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Honestly, if some Yuan chi is permanently lost after each ejaculation, I really should be dead already!!!
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