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Old 11-07-2009, 06:26 AM
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I have a great big tissue with your name on it.



Yeah, because all the Kung Fu stylists winning in combat sports today is astounding

Dude, you don't like MMA. I don't care. I do like traditional Kung Fu and believe there are many useful tools in CMA, but believe in cross training in other areas where Kung Fu is weak. You can call that MMA, cross training, ragin in the cage, or whatever other generic label you can use to diminish this training method. But the true irony is trying to have a conversation with an idiot like yourself who can't take their blinders off and see another point of view, then likes to accuse others of spouting garbage and putting another art down. Oh, the irony.
I respect any human being that pursues a path towards cultivating martial art skills no matter what brand name you'd care to apply. My impetus for any past negative statements about MMA have nothing to do with it's practitioners, methodology or intent. Instead it rises from proclaimed disciples of it coming on to a discussion forum about CMA babbling about the superior nature of their practice.

You'd never catch me on an MMA forum talking trash about MMA.
I mean, I'd look kindda stoopid wouldn't I?

No instead I say more power to MMA, go go go, yay yay yay!

With that said:

Kung Fu = time +practice +patience coupled with hard work.

You get out of it what you put into it?

Any supposed weakness would rest in one's opinion of a target individual and not the concept of dedicated self cultivation focused on the higher standard.

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Old 11-07-2009, 03:24 PM
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u still need to critisize kung fu if u find something wrong
if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog
if buddha is in your heart then its ok
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:57 PM
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u still need to critisize kung fu if u find something wrong
if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog
if buddha is in your heart then its ok
Perhaps you should find a different metaphor to illustrate your point bawang!

The two options you are using for your metaphor are not the same classification of action.

Sex between two consenting adults is not equal to you raping a dog!

Sex between two consenting people involves a free will action on the part of both participants.

Raping a dog involves you imposing your personal perversion upon an innocent animal that cannot say "NO"!

Sex between two consenting adults is a "legal" behavior.

Sex between you and a dog is an "illegal" behavior.

If you don't like the rules at Shaolin, or how they enforce them, what you need to do is:

1) Join Shaolin,
2) Become a monk,
3) Rise up in the organization until you are of sufficient authority to change the rules,
4) Change the rules!
5) In about 50 years of so, post on this BB to let us know how it all went!
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:09 PM
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:24 PM
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u still need to critisize kung fu if u find something wrong
if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog
if buddha is in your heart then its ok
If my dog lets you then rock out
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:51 PM
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1) Join Shaolin,
2) Become a monk,
3) Rise up in the organization until you are of sufficient authority to change the rules,
4) Change the rules!
5) In about 50 years of so, post on this BB to let us know how it all went!
fantastic plan!

I'll get bak to you guys post haste...
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Old 11-08-2009, 07:06 PM
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I thought Chinese guys in general don't find white women attractive.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:53 AM
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You silver tongued devil you
The russian beauty queens have been dispatched to your kwoon to help with your chi cultivation.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:56 AM
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I thought Chinese guys in general don't find white women attractive.
Yeah, who'd wanna hit this ?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:30 AM
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If my dog lets you then rock out

LOLOLOL...Bawang do you sniff his butt first or just skip the foreplay and go for the full mount?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:37 AM
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Speaking of pilfering...I think I'm going to quote you....
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:33 AM
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This is getting to be a rather funny thread...

Y'all should research the Tibetan Dub Dubs a little more. They're another Buddhist warrior monk class and it would give you much more grist for the mill here. uki, you'd make a better Dub Dub than a Shaolin monk. They are attributed to Hop Gar - see Keeping Secrets: Grandmaster David Chin's Legacy of Hop Gar Rebels and Guang Ping Tai Chi Revolutionaries. As for your thought that 'zen/chan is just a raft' well mine's just a bamboo reed.

Back to Scott's exclamation about the stupidest thing I've ever said (and I'm sure he's wrong, I'm sure I've said stupider stuff) when I was first dabbling in dietary manipulation, I never felt weaker from it. I felt some cravings, but I went cold turkey, or maybe I should say tofurky. He wasn't really that weak. He was just under the delusion that he was. When I've done full on fasts, I've felt weak, but that's a whole different subject.

But back to the case at hand, it's still Herrigal errors. You can quote the sutras all you like, but that won't amount to three catties of hemp in Tamo's way of thinking.
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:04 PM
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The russian beauty queens have been dispatched to your kwoon to help with your chi cultivation.
Ahh Angels of mercy
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LOLOLOL...Bawang do you sniff his butt first or just skip the foreplay and go for the full mount?
Does the meaness ever end? Bwaaaaaahahahahaaaa!
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i drank a handle of scotch with david chin once... i learned the technique behind the tai chi water bowl the same night... ahhhh, the memories... good stuff.
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