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Old 07-27-2003, 01:02 PM
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Absolutely the most f-ed up webstite ever. If you like drugs, check this out!!!

Right here.

I think it's some kind of game... or something.

I kind of wrote a walkthrough, um, or something.

Ok, the first, um, "level" involves a ball and a landscape. If you bring the ball under the horizon, the landscape will change, and it will play a pretty noise.

I guess there's a time limit or something. Because eventually it will change to level 2.

Level two is where the fun begins. It is a crazy scene with spirals in the sky and ground. If you put the mouse on the balls in the sky it will play different noises. If you CLICK on them you can play various mini-games with these ****ed up little creatures. Each ball = different game. Usually the games invovle matching up the creatures to their corresponding-colored outline. But sometimes it involves clicking on stuff. When you match everything up you're rewarded with a crazy little dance or something and then the next mini-level appears. Eventually they repeat, and it's time to click the rainbow ball thing and go back and try a different level.

Eventually these guys will appear on the right side of the screen. You can put the mouse on them and they will dance.

If you click on them you get taken to a BAD ASS beat-box type mixing game. Click on the balls to trigger and untrigger certain beats and instruments. And clicking on the guys plays crazy voices. If you turn all the balls ON it plays a groovy little tune. Or you can pick and choose what beats and instruments you like.

At any point you can click on the rainbow circle to get back to level 2.

Eventually, the sprial at the bottom will light up with you put the mouse on it. Then a box will appear and different objects will come out each time you do it. Click on the objects to play some ****ed up games.

That's as far as I've gotten so far.

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:11 PM
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after that u get to a screen with 2 ppl inside little windows that i thin u gotta match up.... the pic inside the window changes each time u close it.

after that u have to collect falling apples off of trees and put them in a wheelbarrow.

then after that u gotta bounce some ppl on bouoncy polka dot sofas

cool use of flash... i think its a kids tv show as i seen something like it on tv

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:13 PM
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after that u get to play with a horn and knock ppl over depending on the direction, and then be a little dog who has to jump up and bite a ball...








just realised anyone who reads this will think were mad

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:14 PM
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ok i figured it out i think

after that theres also a trampoline scene

But the rainbow thing is the navigation and it selects which level u go to... maybe depending on the sound

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:18 PM
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Right I know about all the levels that appear when you do the rainbow thing.

They're messed up. The people in purses one is giving me a headache.

I don't know if there's any game after this, though.

I want a new level to appear.

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:18 PM
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What's up with the dog that randomly appears in the purse level?

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:20 PM
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I think the game that pops up when you click on the lower left ball (the big purple one) is the weirdest one. When you first put the cursor on the little guys they make a blowing nose noise.

Wtf?








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Old 07-27-2003, 01:25 PM
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I guess it is a show in the UK. That explains it

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(20th July to 7th September 2003).


Whatever GMTV is.

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:28 PM
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man, that was weird.
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i liked it

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OMG OMG OMG OMG

this site is so awesome!!!!

i cant wait to try it out again when im high YAY!!!

hey, its like the new tele-tubies, its so awesome!!!
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Old 07-27-2003, 01:42 PM
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Man, that was scary. I'll have difficulty sleeping tonight...


Ironfist, in the one where they do the blowing noice, u have to put the cursor over them all. Then watch what happens.

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i actually saw the guy doing the wheelbarrow thing on TV thats how i knew it was a kids show

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Old 07-27-2003, 01:55 PM
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I think it has the purpose of brainwashing children.
I don't wanna think about the consequences.:eek.

Brits have f*cked children's shows.
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