jon
11-22-2001, 02:57 PM
1 When the boss makes comments about your performance keep flexing your tiger claws... He will most likely shut up but will possibly fire you as well.
2 Keep a pen on your person at all times, frequently take out the pen and spin it around your fingers this will help incase you are ever attacked and have to use pen-fu for self defence.
3 Take time to become effiecent in the use of regular work items as weapons. There is nothing wrong with learning to use the products you sell... Provided your not seen.
4 Make a game out of using the cash registar, one way to do this is to try and do everything as fast as possible this will develop great reflexes... As an added bonus often leads to miscounts at the end of the day.
5 Always carry way to many boxes than you proberly should this will develop muscle and proper balance and besides if you drop things there not exactly YOURS are they.
6 When pulling down any type of display or renovating for any reason refuse to use any tool other than your bare hands.
7 Make a habbit of throwing things when people ask for them, this will help develop accuracy and dexterity.
8 Snatch the phone quickly off the hook on the first ring dont simply pick it up... this helps develop your speed and grabbing skills.
9 If you ever see anyone stealing then test your chin na locking skills.
10 Accept any difficault customers offers to "take it outside"
For some odd reason i just got made redundant from my old retail job hmmmm i wonder what on earth i could have done wrong.
Anyone wanna add some?
you cant win all the time but you cant always lose either...
2 Keep a pen on your person at all times, frequently take out the pen and spin it around your fingers this will help incase you are ever attacked and have to use pen-fu for self defence.
3 Take time to become effiecent in the use of regular work items as weapons. There is nothing wrong with learning to use the products you sell... Provided your not seen.
4 Make a game out of using the cash registar, one way to do this is to try and do everything as fast as possible this will develop great reflexes... As an added bonus often leads to miscounts at the end of the day.
5 Always carry way to many boxes than you proberly should this will develop muscle and proper balance and besides if you drop things there not exactly YOURS are they.
6 When pulling down any type of display or renovating for any reason refuse to use any tool other than your bare hands.
7 Make a habbit of throwing things when people ask for them, this will help develop accuracy and dexterity.
8 Snatch the phone quickly off the hook on the first ring dont simply pick it up... this helps develop your speed and grabbing skills.
9 If you ever see anyone stealing then test your chin na locking skills.
10 Accept any difficault customers offers to "take it outside"
For some odd reason i just got made redundant from my old retail job hmmmm i wonder what on earth i could have done wrong.
Anyone wanna add some?
you cant win all the time but you cant always lose either...